Remi has added: John, Seraphina, Arlo, Elaine, Isen, and Blyke to a group chat
Remi: hello!
John: Why am I here
Elaine: Oh this again
Remi: It's for all the royals to talk!John: Isen isn't a royal
Isen: I'm co head of the newspaper
John: I was nice to you and let you be co head
John: Don't make me regret my decision
Isen: pls don't kill me ;-;
Arlo: I'm leaving
Arlo has left
Remi has added Arlo in
Remi has changed moderator settings
Remi: No you're not
Arlo:
Seraphina has changed Seraphina to Sera
Sera: Better now
Blyke: I'm in clas sand everybody's looking at me because of your stupdn messages
Sera: Turn off notifications stupid
Blyke: Stfu
Sera: no
Sera: Isen get me dirt on somebody
Isen: who
Elaine: pls not me
John: I'm sorry SeraSera: Isen get me dirt on John
John: Isen I will demote you
Isen: Only the king can do that
Isen: And you're the Joker
Isen: Arlo's the King
Isen: Screw u
John: >:(((((
Sera: GET ME DIRT NOWW
Isen: okay okay
Isen: here
Isen: johnbeingstupid.jpg
Remi: That's hilarious
Sera: Perfect
Sera: Oh John~
John: ISEN WHY
John: I'M COMING INTO YOUR DORM ROOM AND BREAKING ALL YOUR PENS
Isen: NO
Isen: PLEASE
John: Unless...
Isen: Ok I'll do it
John: Unless you sabotage Arlo
Arlo: I'm right here
John: Stfu loser crap king
Isen: I don't care I will save my pens
Arlo: Goodbye Jojo Siwa
Arlo has gone offline
Blyke: Guys stfu already
Sera: Turn off your notifs already
Blyke has gone offline
John: Isen I'll tell u later
Isen: okay
John: And sera I'm sorry for hiding your extensions and then clipping them onto my hair and screaming "i'M sErAphInAAA"
Isen: How did u even get them
John: She took them off to put a barrette in
John: And I saw an opportunity and took it
Sera:
Seraphina has gone offline
Isen: Explains
Isen: I gtg to class
Isen has gone offline
Remi: bye
Remi has gone offline
John has gone offline
Elaine: so nobody's gonna talk about how sera was in john's dorm???
Elaine: ykw nvm sry
Elaine has gone offline
coming up next:
Isen: yay tysm
John: Shut up pen nerd
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...