[8:39 pm]
Blyke: i heard this loud thunk against the wall
Blyke: is that you john
Remi: yall okay in there
John: sjtuhij
John: lsdj'gper
John: sfd;jfdg
John: sorry i was doing something and sat on my phone
Blyke: who r u with
John: myself
Blyke: apparently you sound like seraphina, but okay
Isen: whoa whoa whoa whoa
Isen: they probably making out or some shit
Remi: probably
Sera: we are not
Sera: dont stick your nose in our business
Isen: i can see you w my ability
John: i know bitch
John: how do you think i caught you spying on me and cecile when i was joker
Isen: so apparently right now john and seraphina are sitting next to each other on john's freakishly small bed
John: when i'm through with you you'll be on your knees begging for mercy
Isen: that sounds oddly familiar
Blyke: cecile probably said that to you
Isen: o_o
Remi: heh
John: isen's getting exposed
John: just like asslo got
Asslo: i didn't get exposed
John: yeah you did
John: when elaine forgot it was the gc and told you to do the thing you did last night
Asslo: i thought all of you forgot about that
John: bitch you thought
Asslo: im gonna invite elaine in and she's gonna say that it was all a misunderstanding
Asslo has invited Elaine into the chat.
Elaine: and then im gonna count to ten
Asslo: DAMN IT ELAINE
Asslo: THIS IS THE GROUP CHAT
Elaine: and then im gonna count to ten while you make the popcorn
John: we're not stupid
John: unlike you
Sera: aNd tHeN i'M gOnNa cOuNt tO tEn
Isen: complete the sentence elaine
Elaine: no
Remi: even i know what to keep in the private chat
Asslo: honestly i thought remi was a good girl
Remi: bitch you thought
John: one of us one of us
Sera: ok but seriously
Sera: i kinda wanna know what elaine was gonna say
Asslo: no elaine
Elaine: im not telling you
Elaine: tis not for your eyes
Blyke: elaine
Blyke: i think we need to kick you out again
Elaine: tbh the only reason why i got out of this chat was because there were too many damn messages while i was doing my homework
John: skdgnls
John: sjdkglks
John: usdgjsd
John: ijdskljsdkl
John: sdjglksdjfsld
John: jskdfhkjsdf
John: hsdkjhkjfsd
John: aksjfhkjash
John: jdkfklajslkasd
John: jkdasfhlkajfslk
John: dfjlksafjflkasdj
John: kasdjflas
John: jashfkjlasdj
John: jshdfjkldsjkl
John: kjsdhfkjsdhn
John: jsfkljsdlk
John: shall i continue?
Elaine: no pls
John: i thought so
Sera: johnnnn
John: waht
Sera: can we get back to what we were doing
Sera: and blyke, isen, and remi
Sera: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DORM
Blyke: ok
Isen: ok
Remi: crash at my place
coming next:
John: sadistic bitch go put up your barrier and cry
Asslo: nO
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...