Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
[6:53 pm]
Asslo: so john
Asslo: you just took that insanely hard math test today
Asslo: what did you get?
John: 98
Sera: wHAT THE FUCK
Sera: I GOT 95
Isen: i got...
Isen: 55
Blick: you dont wanna know
Elaine: oh but we do
Blick: 17
Elaine: you must mean 71
Blick: trashgrade.jpg
Elaine: you really did get 17
Remi: we stayed up all night reviewing!
Blick: eh guess it wasn't enough
John: wait so i got 98
Blick: impossible
Asslo: i got 93
Asslo: that's top ten
John: i guess i'm in the top ten
John: higher than you, of course
John: just like how my rank is higher than your cheap ass barrier
Sera: wait you go to class, right? @john
John: once a week
Sera: oh oh oh oh
Sera: you used to not go at all
John: so?
Sera: go to class = listening = understanding = higher score
John: eh meh
Elaine: i got 72 when i took it and the teacher said i got one of the higher scores
Remi: i got 83
Blick: show off
Isen: even evie can get higher than 17, blick
Blick: stop rubbing salt in my wounds
Isen: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just saying
Sera: ALRIGHT SO
Sera: john is big boi smort
Sera: blick is big boi dumb
Blick:
John: eh
Asslo: hey john do you want to go get boba?
John: why are you asking?
John: what's your motive?
John: when will you betray me again?
John: i need to know so that i can be ready
Sera: go take a fucking valium i can't stand you like this
John: kk
John: i took one
John: i have a splitting headache and i feel like im going to throw up but im also extremely hungry and i feel awful but mentally i feel gReAt
Asslo: john, i got a buy-one-get-one-free thing
Asslo: i wanted you to buy one
John: i'M GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT
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