Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
Officer - Seraphina
John: what happened to your leg
Officer: i tripped down the stairs
John: i thought you had your ability back
Officer: eh meh i didnt feel like using it
John: so you'd rather suffer in pain?
Officer: hey you're the one who refused to get any meds until AFTER your whole turning-good-again thing
Calid: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP IT'S THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Calid: AND WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING TO EACH OTHER INSTEAD OF TEXTING
Calid: AND WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN IN THE SAME ROOM
John: high tier privileges
Officer: ^
Asslo: I'm a high tier, but I don't get any special privileges.
John: because nobody likes you asslo
Asslo:
Asslo: that's a weak insult
John: because nobody likes you you two-face piece of shit you useless moldy banana backstabber weak-ass dipshit you eat rotten lunchables you fucking brat
Asslo:
Officer: whoooooo three points for john!
John: hey elaine can i borrow your ability
Elaine: but i'm so tired...
John: don't worry i'll come to you
Elaine: but i'm sleeping in my bed
John: i will break down every damn door just to take your ability
Elaine: OKAY OKAY I'M COMING SHEESH
Blick: is it sheesh?
Blick: or shesh?
Blick: or shiesh?
Remi: this is why you are failing english class
Blick: if im failing then u help me
Remi: ask seraphina
Officer: no
Officer: i dont wanna be burdened by you
Calid: oh dear, oh dear, i don't wanna be a burden
Officer: that song literally makes me cry
Calid: cuz of the overachiever thing?
Officer: you know what else i'm an overachiever in?
Officer: beating useless idiots up and sending them to the hospital john-style
Blick: i thought only john could go john style
Officer: nah he taught me
John: ELAINE I'M HERE
Elaine: please don't hurt me !!
Elaine: ASSLO PROTECT ME
Asslo: How is he going to get the ability if he can't touch you or sense you?
John: no worries i punched her in the face and now i have it :D
Elaine: ouchie...
Elaine: he's so strong
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