the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

𝕝𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕡𝕠𝕡𝕤, 𝕥𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕪, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕦𝕞𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕤

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

Thirty: This girl tells everybody that she's so fat and then eats 100s of burgers

Thirty: aND SHE'S LIKE AS THIN AS A STICK H O W

John: Idk

John: She got dem fast metabolism

Thirty: HER ABILITY IS LIKE USELESS BUT SHE GETS TO AK:ALGJL:OAILMKDG I WHANT BOBA TEAAAAA

Fok: Is it Shark Week™?

Rind: It seems so

Thirty: JOHN I WANT BOBA TEAAAAAAAAA

John: Get it urself

John: Im sleeping

Calid: Then how are you typing?

John: Fuck you and your fucking logic

Calid: ehehehhee

Thirty: JOHN

Thirty: FUCK

Thirty: YOUUUUUUU

John: Do it yourself you coward

Thirty: AHHH THAT WASNT WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAYYYYY

Elaine: Sera's gone ballistic

Thirty: AIUNFIOUNFIUHJNFMLIJMLAFLKFL

John: She ate all of my lollipops, taffy, and gumdrops

John: And drank all my coffee

John: She's so hyped up on candy

Fok: Why do you even have so much candy?

John: I went through a phase okay

John: I wanted to be like malcolm bright

Fok: Yeah but he doesn't have a hoard of shit lying around

John: You're right

John: He doesn't have someone like you being an asshole

Elaine: do you need me to heal that burn? :33333

Fok: I need a drink

Elaine: First you need to wrangle that raging elephant called Seraphina

Thirty: AUSNFISIFIAJNAIJNALK>FJMA C A N D Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

John: Sera I want u to come here pleaseee

Thirty: Okie!!!

Rind: These people should get married

Rind: only they can control each other

John: ~le gasp~

John: our kids would have some manipulation ability

Thirty: YAHHHHH!!!!!

John: And all of my mental issues

Thirty: yahhhh....

Thirty: Ok im here what do u want

John: I have something to show u

Thirty: Ok...

John: Hand me that bag of cotton candy

Fok: What the fork is going on in there?

Thirty: Yes

John: Tyyy