Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
[after school]
John has removed Jackass from the chat.
John: As all things should be
Rind: AUGH
Lie: IM SO SORRY REMI
Calid: GET A RUBBER BAND AND A MOP
John: You bastards poisoned her
Thirty: Just like always
Lie: DAMN IT KEEP YOUR HEAD UP
Rind: asjafkakfjkakfjfj
Lie: GET A BUCKET AND A MOP
Elaine: for this wap
Thirty: I'm pissing myself laughing
John:
John: Please don't say that
Thirty: Why?
John: okay when I was 5 years old
John: I was laughing and I peed myself at the store so these kids started laughing
John: And then I punched one in the face
Fok: Classic power move
Thirty: John did u get in trouble
John: I fled the scene and got lost
John: some cop drove me home and then my dad yelled at me :/
John: worth it
Thirty: Wow
Thirty: You were kind of a piece of shit
Fok: *Are
John: I've beaten your ass like four times asslo and I'm not afraid to do it again
Calid: kinky
John: Tell that to your gf
John: Also aren't you supposed to be mopping up Remi's vomit
Calid: ...no?
Thirty: GET BACK TO WORK, SLACKER
John: *flashbacks*
Thirty: do u need anything r u okay pls tell me if somethings wrong
Fok: Mood swing
John: I remembered when you said that exact line to me in the library
Thirty: Oh yeahhhh
Thirty: Back then I used to daydream about punching you in the stomach and getting my perfect A
Elaine: I used to daydream about being with arlo
Fok: And then you kind of stalked me
Fok: You basically pulled an Isen
Calid: RUDE
Lie: BRO STOP TEXTING AND HELP ME DRAG REMI TO THE INFIRMARY
Calid: OKAY
Elaine: Do yall need any help with healing
John: ILL DO ITTT
John: Give me your ability
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