Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Useless - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
John has kicked Jackass out of the chat.
John: cheerio, hoe
Useless: I walked into class
Useless: Seraphina wtf is that thing on your neck
Thirty: what thing?
Thirty: oH SHIT NO-
John: I punched her
Remi: a likely story
John: how are you unmuted?
Remi: you temporarily muted me
John: well back to jail
Remi: PLEASE NO I WANNA TALK
John has muted Remi.
Elaine: Lmao Seraphina running out of class
Elaine: OWHC SHE SALMMED UINT+O MEESD
Bile: what the flippety fuck did you just say
Elaine: OWCH SHE SLAMMED INTO MEEE
Useless: John, why did you punch Seraphin
Useless: A
John: Welllllllllll
Calid: I jujust saw sera run into the infirmary and tell doc she needs something for bruises
Bile: jujust?
Calid: fucking spellcheck doesn't even work
John: u got a garbage phone
Calid: WELL FUCK ME WITH A RUSTY FORK IF CHEAP PHONES AREN'T ALLOWED I'M FUCKING BROKE OKAY
Useless:
Useless: Forks are my thing not yours
John has changed Useless's name to Fok.
Fok: It's fork not fok you fucking idiot
John: Fok u
Thirty: Doc gives me this look like
Thirty: "wtf did u do last night"
Thirty: So I say "Me and John were fighting"
Thirty: aND HE LITERALLY SAID "you know i date your sister right"
John: WTF LMAO
Bile: wow
Bile: so if u guys get married and doc and lielah get married
Bile: that's gonna be an awkward family reunion
Thirty: did you literally just call my sister "lielah"
Bile: u-uh it was a mistake
Fok: you piece of shit
John has changed Bile's name to Lie.
Lie: why me why me
John: because f u that's why
[after school]
Thirty: JOHNNNNNNNNNNN
John: what?
Thirty: YOU ARE CLEANING ALL OF THIS SHIT UP
John:
John: In my defense, I didn't know spaghetti could blow up like that
Lie: did you put it in the microwave?
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...