John: fucking bastards
Sera: fuck no
John: everybody hates me
John: im a tyrant hypocrite monster
John: worthless useless awful scary bad terrifying petrifying
John: i hate myself
Sera: shhh we can skip together
John: help me
Isen: this is gc
John: idgaf useless trash pen nerd
Isen: hello darkness my old friend
Blyke: STFU IM IN FUCKING CLASS
Arlo: Elaine is really sick
Arlo: John, your "cure" didn't work
John: i lied
Arlo: I hate you
John: I want to kill you
Arlo: What?
John: What? :))))
Elaine: STFU ARLO aND COME HERE
Arlo: My cue to leave
Arlo has gone offline
John: i think i might kms
Sera: I will tie u up in a chair and leave u there forever
John: uh ok
Sera: Want me to?
John: i prefer freedom, thanks
Blyke: nobody is truly free
Blyke: the higher tier you are
Blyke: the more pressure you have
Blyke: this is all meaningless
Isen: whoa
Remi: im sorry blyke
Arlo: tf?
Elaine: ty arlo
Arlo: No problem
John: sera if we had a kid what would their ability be
Sera: idk
Sera: aura manipulation + time manipulation
John: manipulation
Sera: freeze abilities?
John: makes sense
John: i hate little kids though and they would probably get traumatized by me
John: so if we get married we are never ever ever having kids
Sera: agreed
Elaine: healing + barrier? @arlo
Arlo: barrier that rejuvenates you when you step in it
Blyke: energy discharge + lightning?
Remi; lightning discharge
Isen: hunter + conjure: vines?
Isen: vines that find certain people and sTaB tHeM
Sera: guys guys guys
John: u dont have to text me we're eating lunch together
Sera: idc
Sera: we should go on a quadruple date
John: cant we just cry together
Sera: how do you still have tears
Sera: you made like a puddle
John: ikr i just keep crying
Arlo: That's... not that dumb, actually.
Arlo: Yeah, we can do a quadruple date.
Isen: sure
Blyke: ok
Remi: yayyy
Elaine: ok!
Elaine: btw im good now
Elaine: john do u want some oj?
John: No.
Isen: WHOOOAAA JOHN BREAKING OUT THE CAPITAL LETTERS AND THE PUNCTUATIONNNN
Sera: Isen, stfu. John, good for you.
Sera: elaine's orange juice is made out of paint and milk
Elaine: Sera!
Elaine: That's my secret recipe!
John: Sure it is
Arlo: Elaine, I love you, but stop giving people that toxic oj.
Arlo: It could kill somebody.
Blyke: Off topic but
Blyke: Who didn't ship John and Seraphina from the moment they became friends?
Isen: lol before i killed john's wrist i told him that
Isen: he just said "oh, uh, i guess so."
John: I was sane then
John: I would've said "of course you fucking jackass"
Isen: harsh :((((
Remi: Ok but in all seriousness
Remi: Jeraphina is awesome
Sera: Jeraphina?
John: ^
Remi: john + seraphina = jeraphina
John: You made us a ship name
Sera: heehehehehheh
Sera: john i have a confession to make
John: ...yes?
Sera: i actually really liked you but i didn't show it
Sera: until you told me that u loved me
John: ah that makes so much sense now
Sera: ...yeah
Blyke: aight confession time is over
Blyke: truth or dare
John: i actually have to go
John: i have an essay due and i started taking school more seriously so i go to class once a week now
Sera: goodbye
John: goodbye
John has gone offline
Blyke: truth or dare time
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