Bile - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Useless - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Useless: WHO THE FUCK IS UNDER MY FUCKING BED
Elaine: not me
Useless: IT IS YOU I HEAR YOU TEXTING DAMN IT
Useless: GET OUT FROM UNDER THERE
Elaine: noooo
Thirty: what the fuck was that
John: oop sorry i hit my head underneath your bed
Bile: we have arlo and elaine
Bile: and then we have john and seraphina
Calid: all i did was try my best
Calid: this the kind of thanks i get
Remi: unrelentlessly upset
Remi: they say these are the golden years
Calid: but i wish i could disappear
Remi: ego crush is so severe
Useless: it is 3:30 in the morning
Remi: blyke do u wanna sing with us?
Bile: uh
Bile: I have a test
John: fuck that
John: im sleeping under sera's bed do u really think i studied too?
Thirty: Lmao that's just because we sit next to each other and you copy from me
John: isen copies from cecile yknow
Calid: it's true
Remi: fuck
Remi: damn it im so wet
Remi: gimme that thing
Calid: isn't this too big?
Bile: W H A T T H E F U C K I S G O I N G O N
Remi: oh yeah that is too big
Remi: fold it in half
Bile: im coming
Remi: come on
Remi: we need a third person
Thirty: lmao
Thirty: yall having a threesome over there?
Remi: WHAT
Remi: NO
Remi: I SPILLED WATER ON MYSELF AND ASKED ISEN FOR A TOWEL BUT IT WAS TOO BIG
Bile: i can confirm this
Useless: honestly
Useless: it wouldn't be surprising if they did have a threesome
Thirty: right?
Bile: EWWW
Bile: that means i have to do it with isen
Calid: that's disgusting
Calid: can't we just be f r i e n d s
Calid: like pre relationship sera and john
John: Lmao we kissed before
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...