Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
Officer - Seraphina
John: sadly, i didn't beat up asslo
Officer: you did something else instead
John: oh yeah
John: i fought you
Elaine: i had to heal BOTH of you
Elaine: do you know how much energy it takes to heal a fucking spinal fracture???
Asslo: Why didn't you just go to Doc?
John: because, smartass, i didn't think it was that bad
Officer: with great power comes great pain tolerance
Remi: i have great power but i don't have a great pain tolerance
Officer: that's just because you're a weak piece of shit
Blick: hey
Blick: be nice
Blick: what did she ever do to you?
Officer: she played superhero and nearly got herself killed
Blick:
Blick: im sorry remi but i cant argue with the facts
Remi: hmph
Calid: i published a new front page article
John: that's just because you're sleeping with the co head
Calid: I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH HER
Sera: oh come on isen
Sera: it's cecile of all people
Calid: FINE
Calid: you want to know the truth
Calid: ASK HER
Calid has invited Cecile to the chat.
Cecile: hey
Calid: tis isen
Officer: seraphina
Asslo: self explanatory
Blick: blyke
Cecile: I'm not sleeping with that man
John: *flashbacks to "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"*
Cecile: what do I need to do to prove it to you?
Elaine: idk but they wont drop it
Cecile: Is it because of my ability?
John: yes
John: you can literally tie people up!
John: but on an unrelated note, seraphina would probably love that ability so she could force me into another chair
Officer:
Officer: THAT'S PRIVATE
John: but it's true
Officer: SHUT UP
Cecile: I sense some tea
Blick: john
John: WHAT
Blick: are you kinky?
John:
John: I WILL FUCKING BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT IF YOU ASK ME THAT AGAIN
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...