Isen: guys what's your favorite holiday
Blyke: halloween
Blyke: me, remi, and isen like to go into the forest and scare little children then eat candy until we get sick
Remi: i can 100% confirm
Isen: Remi, the nicest person in school, likes halloween
Isen: the holiday of celebrating demons and devils
Remi: i also like handing out candy to kids
Isen: you have redeemed yourself
Elaine: I like Christmas because all the lights are so pretty
Asslo: I have seen.
Asslo: Your dorm looks like a winter wonderland during Christmas.
Sera: for the first time i agree with asslo
Sera: my favorite holiday is christmas bc i like receiving presents
John: lol same
John: but i also love telling kids santa isn't real
Sera: once he loudly said "SANTA ISN'T REAL YOUR LIFE IS A LIE"
Sera: in front of the entire line of kids who were seeing the mall santa
John: best day ever
Sera: he got kicked out
John: hehehehehehehehe
Asslo: I'm not going to lie, that seems very John-like.
Sera: your grammar is annoying mE
Asslo: How? I use perfect grammar.
Asslo: Perfection is something that you should know, Seraphina.
Sera: first of all
Sera: have some fun
Sera: dont use proper grammar
Sera: second of all
Sera: did u forget that im an 8.0
Sera: and john is a 7.5?
John: asslo i will personally come to your dorm and beat the living daylights out of you
Sera: i think this is the first time i have cried in my entirety of being here
Sera: because of something not john-related
John: do you want a cookie from doc?
Sera: actually yes please
John: go to the infirmary im coming too
Isen: Everybody was like
Isen: sit back and grab the popcorn
Blyke: lol
Remi: Seraphina are you okay?
Elaine: yeah sera do you need any help
Elaine: ?
Asslo: I'm shaking my head right now.
Sera: it's "smh rn"
Asslo: SMH RN
Sera: no lowercase
Sera: ykw?
Sera: kindly fuck off asslo
John: leave her alone
John: ok we're at doc's office
John: i will update u
John has gone offline
Sera has gone offline
Isen: this all stemmed from "whats your favorite holiday?"
Blyke: your fault isen
Isen: :(
John: hey
John: so i entered the infirmary w sera
John: and doc notices she's sobbing
John: so he gives her 2 cookies
John: and literally says "here two for the school couple"
Sera: these cookies taste really good actually
John: ikr
Asslo: Seraphina, I'm sorry.
Sera: fuck off
Asslo: I deserved that.
Coming up next:
John: ive come far
John: like blyke
John: i dont hurt you anymore
Blyke: thank you
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