Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
[2:04 A.M.]
Thirty: Then he said
Thirty: Are you from tennessee? Because your the only ten I see
John: And then?
Thirty: Well, I shoved that article that the rat wrote about us and fled
Calid: This is the group chat
John: ...shit
Calid: At least it wasn't some sexting or whatever
John: I think arlo and elaine are the only ones who do that
Fok: Excuse me
Fok: Elaine's the only one who does it
Elaine: I USED to do it
Fok: Then what's this?
Fok: youdumbass.jpg
Lie: Elaine
Lie: where tf do you get this stuff?!
Elaine: I uh
Elaine: I write fanfiction okay leave me alone
Thirty: Are you @magicalhealerblueberry?
Elaine: ...yes
Thirty: I'm @justawellstongirl
John: YOU are @justawellstongirl???
John: You have literally commented that nastiest stuff on elaine's stories
Elaine: yeah
Thirty: FAUCK OFF LEAVE MA LONE
Rind: ah yes, leave ma lone
Rind: Hey John
John: what the fuck do you want?
Thirty: hey be nice or no boba tea for a week
John: what do you want remi
Rind: Gimme your workout routine
John: Well, first of all, crying burns calories
John: So you need to sob for hours every day
Elaine: write that down write that down!
Thirty: Hay john
John: wHaT
Thirty: Meet me on the roof in 5 minutes I have something to show you xx
Calid: oooooo
Calid: john's gonna get laid tonight
John:
John: Wtf
Fok: Isen has spent too much time with Cecile
John: that bitch with pink eye?
Cecile: exCUSE me
Cecile: I AM RIGHT HERE
Rind: I kind of forgot you existed
Lie: Yeah same
Calid: y u like dis john
Calid:
YOU ARE READING
the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...