||valium, elaine, and lies||

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1:03 AM

Elaine: cOmE hErEeEeee

John: I don't have any more valium

John: I had 3 left

John: WHERE IS IT ALL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE COMPOUNDING

Sera: shh come here

John: NO I NEED IT

Arlo: Elaine may or may not have taken them.

John: It was a mistake putting them in sera's dorm

Sera: that girl found the book that ur father wrote

Sera: she's nosy

Elaine: John john johnjonhjohnjhinhohn

John: I might be able to help you

John: BUT FIRST THE SCREAMING IN MY HEAD NEEDS TO STOPPPPP

Sera: I have some in a a different place

Sera: Remember, john?

John: i think so

Isen: guys it's too earlyyyyy

Blyke: pls shut upppp

Remi: Blyke want some chicken strips

Blyke: uh ok

Remi: yay

Arlo: Can you please tell us how to fix Elaine?

John: I took one and I feel sooo much better

John: Sometimes when the voices get too much u need to take a chill pill

Sera: john

John: ugh fine

John: to reverse the effects, drink oj w vinegar and tomato juice

John: then drink a cup of water

John: crazy but it works

Isen: How do you know that?

Sera: He took like five once

John: Rightfully so

Sera: he was going to jump off the roof

Sera: and then i tackled him down the stairs and forced it into his mouth

John: doc said this

Arlo: My poor gf

Isen: HOLD UP

Isen: WHAT DID U JUST SAY?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!

Arlo: ELAINE IS MY BEAUTIFUL TOOTHPASTE GIRLFRIEND

Elaine: John tysm that worked

Elaine: arloooooooooyayaythisisthebestdayofmylifeeeeee

Sera: John never says that about me :(((

John: I don't have to say it bc we all know it's true

Sera: awwww :)))))

John: I'm probably not going to have terrible flashbacks tonight

John: so maybe we should just play cards

Sera: i love u

Sera: but i hope u die in cards

Isen: dark

Isen: just like john

John: stfu pen nerd

Blyke: remi can i have water

Remi: STAY HERE AND EAT THE CHICKEN STRIPS

Remi: I WILL GET WATER

Blyke: remi is crazy

Remi: THIS IS A GC

Remi: SHUT UR LYING MOUTH

Arlo: And this is where I log off

Sera: same

John: i agree with sera, not asslo



coming up next:

John: so if we get married we are never ever ever having kids

Sera: agreed


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