1:03 AM
Elaine: cOmE hErEeEeee
John: I don't have any more valium
John: I had 3 left
John: WHERE IS IT ALL THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE COMPOUNDING
Sera: shh come here
John: NO I NEED IT
Arlo: Elaine may or may not have taken them.
John: It was a mistake putting them in sera's dorm
Sera: that girl found the book that ur father wrote
Sera: she's nosy
Elaine: John john johnjonhjohnjhinhohn
John: I might be able to help you
John: BUT FIRST THE SCREAMING IN MY HEAD NEEDS TO STOPPPPP
Sera: I have some in a a different place
Sera: Remember, john?
John: i think so
Isen: guys it's too earlyyyyy
Blyke: pls shut upppp
Remi: Blyke want some chicken strips
Blyke: uh ok
Remi: yay
Arlo: Can you please tell us how to fix Elaine?
John: I took one and I feel sooo much better
John: Sometimes when the voices get too much u need to take a chill pill
Sera: john
John: ugh fine
John: to reverse the effects, drink oj w vinegar and tomato juice
John: then drink a cup of water
John: crazy but it works
Isen: How do you know that?
Sera: He took like five once
John: Rightfully so
Sera: he was going to jump off the roof
Sera: and then i tackled him down the stairs and forced it into his mouth
John: doc said this
Arlo: My poor gf
Isen: HOLD UP
Isen: WHAT DID U JUST SAY?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!
Arlo: ELAINE IS MY BEAUTIFUL TOOTHPASTE GIRLFRIEND
Elaine: John tysm that worked
Elaine: arloooooooooyayaythisisthebestdayofmylifeeeeee
Sera: John never says that about me :(((
John: I don't have to say it bc we all know it's true
Sera: awwww :)))))
John: I'm probably not going to have terrible flashbacks tonight
John: so maybe we should just play cards
Sera: i love u
Sera: but i hope u die in cards
Isen: dark
Isen: just like john
John: stfu pen nerd
Blyke: remi can i have water
Remi: STAY HERE AND EAT THE CHICKEN STRIPS
Remi: I WILL GET WATER
Blyke: remi is crazy
Remi: THIS IS A GC
Remi: SHUT UR LYING MOUTH
Arlo: And this is where I log off
Sera: same
John: i agree with sera, not asslo
coming up next:
John: so if we get married we are never ever ever having kids
Sera: agreed
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Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...
