Sera has added Zeke.
Zeke: there's a chat for powerful people?
Zeke: why wasn't i included?
John: dumbass
John: you took advantage of my fragile mental state to gain power for yourself
John: go to hell useless garbage trash piece of shit
John has kicked Zeke from the chat.
John: who was the dumbass who invited him in?
Sera: i was bored
John: fucking
John: i need a valium
Sera: under your bed
John: oh thx
Isen: oOOoooOoooOo
John: stfu
John: vaughn knocked on my door one day while me and sera were playing cards
Isen: sureeee
John check the cameras
Isen: video.mpv
Isen: you actually were playing cards
John: seee
Sera: i said i have never had my first kiss yet @isen you dumbass
Isen: qwq
Blyke: we talk a lot
Remi: we sure do
John: it's not allowed to have boy and girl in the same dorm
Isen: what
Remi: what
Asslo: what
John: I see you have gotten better asslo
Asslo: doc was so mad
Asslo: stain on the floor now
Sera: smh
Sera: what do you guys even eat
John: food
Sera: what kind of food
John: off brand cereal bc im broke
Sera: you do know that it's awful for you
Sera: it's like 99% sugar and preservatives
Asslo: tbh
Asslo: i hate rich-people food
Remi: wait, what?
Isen: you didn't eat my cookies bc they werent made w good enough flour!
Blyke: nor my brownies!
Asslo: you guys can't cook shit
Isen: valid
Asslo: tbh i eat like packaged cheese and lunchables
John: grow up will ya
Sera: asslo
Sera: i eat like regular food
Sera: not pAcKaGeD cHeEsE aNd lUnChAbLeS
Asslo: leave me alone
John: stfu
Isen: what the flippety fuck
Blyke: what the flippety fuck
Isen: t-they eat lunchables
Blyke: p-packaged cheese
Isen: a-and
Blyke: ofF BRAND CEREALLLLL
Remi: they can eat whatever they want to
Remi: you should focus on bettering yourself
Remi: since the only person you can control is you
John: stfu self-righteous brat
John has temporarily muted Remi.
Sera: i would say to be nicer
Sera: but tbh
Sera: that kinda made me gag
Blyke: stfu bastards
John: fuck off
Blyke: point taken
Isen: hey guys let's actually go to class now
Sera: nuuuuu
John: yeah school sucks
Isen: tru
Isen: but we still have to go
Isen: so goodbye
John: fuck you
coming up next:
Asslo: Just say the word
John: nO biTcH
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Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...