Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
Officer - Seraphina
Officer: i want to
John: you want to what
Officer: i want to light a candle feel the wax
John: what the hell
John: are you high
Officer: no, just insanely sleep deprived
John: same
Asslo: WHAT THE FUCK
Blick: it's 'what the flippety fuck'
Asslo: banana fuck came back
Elaine: my rage mode has been activated
Asslo: and she keeps running her fingers down my back it's dRIVING ME INSANE
Remi: just ask elaine to take care of her!
Officer: i didnt know remi was so dark
Elaine: HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
Remi: on a second thought, no
Asslo: elaine, attack
Elaine: kk gimme a minute
One singular minute later
Elaine: i performed defenestration on her
Officer: then explain to me why she is coated in glitter and glue
Elaine: i may have gone a little psycho...
John: what the fuck, elaine
Elaine: john i have a confession to make
John: yes?
Elaine: i think you're really hot
John: bitch the whole school thinks that
Officer: it's true
Officer: i mopped the floor with a girl who was gonna ask him out
Calid: wait
Calid: john are you bleeding
John: uh
John: yeah
Calid: there's a fucking blood trail to your door
John: *ahem* who do you think used her fucking nails to stab my ankles
Officer: oh come on
Officer: it was funny to see your face twist in pain
John: BLYKE OR BLICK OR WHATEVER THE FUCK
John: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE
Blick: yes
John: is seraphina sadistic
Blick:
Blick: i aint getting in the middle of that shit
Remi: lol same
John: sera sit in my lap
Officer: ...
Officer: why
John: just do it
Officer: fine
Elaine: I JUST HEARD UNHOLY SCREECHING COME FROM JOHN'S DORM
Elaine: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER
John: payback
Officer: IT HURTSSsSSSS
Calid: w-what did you do, john
John: i pinched her
Blick: that's it?
Blick: my eardrums are blown out
Officer: DIE BITCH
John: WAIT
Blick: i walked in on them having a fight
Calid: as all couples do
Blick: no they're actually fighting
Blick: using their abilities and such
Asslo: finally a decent fight
Blick: WAIT WHAT
Blick: SERAPHINA'S LOSING
Calid: WAIT
Calid: WHAT THE FUCK
Elaine: SERA FIGHT BACK
Remi: I WILL GIVE JOHN A HORRIBLE STATIC SHOCK THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM AND PLAY IT OFF AS AN ACCIDENT
Officer: i won :D
Blick: wait WHAT
Blick: we all thought you went under
Officer: i did
Officer: and then i grabbed his shirt and threw him
Officer: it was fun :D
John: how are you so strong
John: i weigh like 50 pounds more than you
Asslo: You're fat
John: muscle weighs more than fat you dumbass
John: and also aren't you supposed to be calm cool and collected
Asslo: i gave up on that
Asslo: elaine literally threw a brick at my head when i was sleeping
Elaine: lol ur face
Officer: 1) i won thanks to me being 0.5 levels above you
Officer: 2) elaine threw a brick at asslo's giant lemon head and he didn't get mad????
Asslo: It didn't hurt that much because of my passive
Elaine: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
i thought i published this part yesterday...but i didn't oops sorry about that
coming next:
Elaine: is that seraphina's way of telling that useless dried up marker to shut up
Officer: indeed it is
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