Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
Calid - Isen
Blick: THAT FUCKING MOLDY CHEETO STOLE MY BREADSTICKS
John: you didn't go with my insult ?
John: t r a s h
Asslo: isen stealing blick's breadsticks is a true crime against humanity
Calid:
Blick: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Elaine: anywayyyyy
Elaine: GUYS DO YOU WANT TO TRY MY ORANGE JUICE
Sera: elaine, we all know that's paint mixed with milk
Elaine: don't give out my secret recipe
Sera: you're gonna get somebody killed
Elaine: casualties are casual
John: what the fuck
Asslo: elaine, is that the orange juice you made me when john beat me to pieces the second time
Elaine: ...maybe
Asslo: wELL NO WONDER I WAS SICK
Sera: blick can't cook shit but elaine can't cook air
Asslo: true
Calid: i once tried elaine's brownies
Calid: they tasted like dirt
Elaine: i dropped them
Elaine: what was i supposed to do? Waste them like a stupid person?
Calid: YOU DROPPED THEM
Elaine: dirt is good for you
John: what the fuck
Blick: wait
Blick: can somebody explain to me why john looks like he just got run over twice?
John: it's called t r a u m a
Blick: you don't show it that much though
Blick: at least not anymore
Sera: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Sera: wHY WOULD JOHN JUST ANNOUNCE "im dissassociating really bad today"
Sera: THE POINT OF HIDING MENTAL ILLNESS IS TO HIDE IT WHY DO YOU THINK HE PRETENDED TO BE A CRIPPLE FOR SO LONG DUMBASS
Blick: im sorry
Sera: don't apologize to me
Blick: im sorry john
Sera: too late he went into his room and left his phone on the table and is doing something in there
Sera: i think he's breaking the furniture again
Calid: again
Sera: you can't be in a relationship with john without seeing him turn a perfect living room at ikea into a hurricane of wood and pillows
Asslo: care to elaborate?
Sera: we were at ikea and he saw a girl call this boy a monster and immediately went into joker mode and started tearing up the room
Sera: i had to literally freeze his brain so i could drag him into the car and drive him to the doctors'
Sera: and that is where he got his first valium prescription
Asslo: quite a tale
Sera: indeed
Blick: about my breadsticks
Remi: those breadsticks are long gone
Calid: high five rems
Blick: wait WHAT
Remi: we teamed up and stole your breadsticks together
Blick: AJIUOFNHASLIUBRLIEBALBLEIBLEIBLIEFBEFILU
Isen: whattheflippetyfuck.mpv
Sera: blyke's unholy screeching summoned john from his room
Sera: aaaaand john just got his noise cancelling headphones and his laptop
Calid: mAKE IT STOPPPPPPP
Sera: i froze blick
Sera: you happy?
Remi: very
Elaine: damn it that stupid crayon made me spill my oj
Sera: *orange paint and milk
Elaine: hey does anybody want some hot chocolate?
Sera: gUYS NO
Sera: that's dog shit mixed with water
Sera: im about to throw up like damn it the stench is so bad
Blick: it summoned john from his room
Blick: JOHN JUST YEETED THE PITCHER OF DOG SHIT OUT THE WINDOW
Blick: IT LANDED ON ZEKE
Calid: satisfyingsplat.png
Remi: ima make that my wallpaper
Sera: ima make that my life picture
Calid: ima put it in the school paper
John: ima beat the shit out of zeke
Sera: want help?
John: sure
coming next:
Asslo: what the fuck did i just walk into
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