the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

OF COURSE YOU USELESS TRAFFIC CONE

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Useless - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Thirty: I hear john sobbing in the shower

Useless: Isn't that a normal activity for him?

Remi: is he okay?

Thirty: oop-

Thirty: he just slipped and fell

Elaine: that must hurt

Thirty: yeah i think he broke the shower door

Calid: ouch

Calid: i've done that

Thirty: of course you have

Blick: how do you know that he's crying?

Thirty: come into my dorm and sit on my bed

Thirty: and listen to the sounds of a sobbing john

Calid: xD

Useless: I heard some screeching

Thirty: that was me

Useless: ...why?

Thirty: i was watching a horror movie on my phone

Remi: i'm doing my homework can y'all talk a little later please? ^^

Thirty: if john wasn't crying hysterically in the shower he would've muted you

Remi: :'(

John: i'm done

Thirty: you fell

John: i know

Thirty: you were in there for like an hour

Thirty: how do you still have tears????

John: idk

Calid: wait he's showering at your place??

Thirty: No, I just walked into his dorm and sat on his bed and watched a horror movie because I liked the scent of his laundry detergent

Thirty: OF COURSE YOU USELESS TRAFFIC CONE

Calid: Was that a compliment or an insult

Thirty: insult

Calid: i will take that as a compliment because traffic cones are useful

Thirty: you're like the useless one that doesn't work and can't write a good story

Blick: uh, seraphina?

Thirty: wHaT

Blick: isen's crying

Elaine: I'LL HEAL YOU

John: go ahead toothpaste bitch

Elaine: >:[

Elaine: so mean

Useless: im chopping lemons rn

Blick: of course you are

John: i wanna sleep

Thirty: you didn't have to pull me down from behind

Thirty: AHHHHHH

John: WHAT THE FUCK

Thirty: THE HORROR MOVIE AHHHHHHHHHH

John: WHAT