Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
Leilah: Cecile get me a frozen strawberry daquiri
Cecile: Coming right up
Thirty: Lol is the the bartender?
Leilah: Idk, but she makes really good drinks
Cecile: Ty, I made my first one when I was 7
Rind: Ignoring that crucial piece of evidence
Rind: Seraphina r u okay? You're hiding behind a pool float
John: Guys I'm telling this 6 yr old little cousin about life/death
John: He started crying a little but then I whacked him in the face marshall-style
Elaine: You hit a 6 year old in the face?!??!!
Fok: He slapped a baby once, this shouldn't be surprising
Fok: Cecile serve me a manhattan
Elaine: OoOooOo you don't want a pina colada?
Fok: I hate pina coladas
Lie: Kill him
Calid: Tag ur itttt
Lie: NO FAIR I WAS TEXTING
Calid: Hahahahahhaha sore loser
Lie: I'M NOT A SORE LOSER
Cecile: And they're at it again
Cecile: Hey! Watch it! I almost spilled my Spirytus Rektyfikowany shot!
John: That's like the strongest alcohol in the world
John: How did you manage to get your hands on some?
Cecile: I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy and long story short I'm a very good liar
Calid: You are
Lie: Tag bitch
Calid: AHHHHHH BITCHHH
Thirty: SHIT
Thirty: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Rind: U ok there?
Thirty: NO IM NOT OKAY
Thirty: MY BIKINI CAME OFF AND IT IS FLOATING IN THE POOL
Leilah: That's what you get when you dress like a skank
Elaine: Lmao
Elaine: Wait did both pieces come off
Thirty: D': yes
Rind: Operation Retrieve Seraphina's Swimsuit GO
Thirty: And get me a shot of that strong ass alcohol cecile I want to be very drunk
Cecile: Are you sure? You should only take 1 shot of this because then it'll kill you
John: GIMME THE WHOLE BOTTLE I WANNA DIE DRUNKKK
Elaine: Bitch please
Elaine: Control your man sera
Thirty: I need to first control my swimsuit
Leilah: More like skanksuit
Thirty: I dress like a slut okay?!
Leilah: The sluttiest slut of all sluts that have ever lived in slut kingdom
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