Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
[landing]
Leilah: We're landing
Cecile: Ty Mrs Obvious
Cecile: *Miss
Cecile: Wait, are you married?
Leilah: What do you think, Seesaw?
John: I like her
Thirty: She's okay
Leilah: I helped you get your ability back
Thirty: That's why I didn't say "she's a horrible betrayer pathetic runaway wildchild"
Leilah: Touché
Lie: MY EARS AHHHHH
Rind: Shhh it'll be okay
Lie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thirty: Bitch I heard that scream all the way from first class
Elaine: Hey sera
Thirty: Ye
Elaine: What are you gonna do about that lesbian?
Thirty: I gave her a fake number
Elaine: No you didn't
Thirty: I DIDN'T?!
Elaine: You gave her your real number because ever since we swapped numbers, you think mine is yours
Thirty: UCK
Thirty: UCK UCK UCK
Thirty: *FUCK
Thirty: *FUCK FUCK FUCK
Calid: Yikesss
Lie:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Fok: Oh shut the fuck up
[after landing and getting their bags]
Lie: My ears are better now
Calid: Good
Lie: My aunt arranged for four hotel rooms
Elaine: Just four?
Lie: 4 couples
Fok: Elaine, I'm going to tie you to the headrest of the bed and then sleep on the couch
Elaine: Kinky but no
Thirty: John, I will kick your dumb ass out of that bed if you pull my hair again
John: I thought it was a pillow
Thirty: HOW DOES HAIR LOOK LIKE A PILLOW, BITCH?!
John: s-sorry...
Rind: Me and Blyke have no issues!
Lie: :O
Rind: We do?
Lie: :(
Rind: Oh, we don't
Lie: :DDD
Rind: Good!
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