Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
Calid: out of curiosity, how did ur parents explain to you about the birds and the bees?
Lie: "out of curiosity" bro you are always curious no need to put that in there
Calid: bro
Lie: bro
Calid: bro
Lie: bro
Calid: bro
Lie: bro
Lie: bro
Calid: bro
Lie: bro
Calid: bro
Lie: bro
Calid: bro
Lie: bro
Calid: bro
Thirty: I will beat the everliving shit out of both of you if you say bro again
Lie: bri
Thirty: I-
Calid: how did ur parents tell you about the birds and the bees
Thirty: You asked that already
Calid: yeah, but then i angered you with blyke
Lie: brimance
John: My dad sat me down
John: He started talking about it
John: And then I went and I hid under my bed so that he would have a panic attack in the morning
Rind: so mean
John: I kept doing it until he bought me a shitload of candy
Thirty: wow ur dad bought u candy???
Thirty: I had to sneak out my bedroom window and pay $5 for one three musketeers
John: i got really sick lmao
Elaine: My parents sent me a pdf file
Elaine: I was so confused but then i asked seraphina and she explained everything to me
Fok: Pdf file?
Elaine: uselesscrapneverreadagainburnthis.pdf
Fok: You still have it?
Elaine: yep!
Fok: also, are you done doing crack cocaine?
Elaine:
Elaine: ehehehehehehe
Rind: i never learned until middle school
Rind: after that incident near the bleachers
Rind: my parents sat me down and talked to me and i was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thirty: am i the only one who was properly schooled in making children?
Calid: yea
Calid: me older sister told me all this nonsense that i had to unlearn during that biology class
John: Isen: wait, so you don't get pregnant by kissing after midnight???
Thirty: lmao i was there
Thirty: i was perfect sera but even then i busted a gut laughing at him
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