Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
Elaine: how ya feelin @asslo
Asslo: you're right next to me
Elaine: so?
Isen: just say you're making out
John: but we're not??
Sera: you can do more in a relationship, isen
Sera: not that you would know
Isen: ME AND CECILE DO OTHER THINGS
John: uh huh
John: sureeeeee
Asslo: wait
Asslo: is it SUH-sill or SEE-sill or SEH-sill
Isen: tbh idek
John: i called her windowsill once
Sera: johnnnnnn
John: waht
Sera: i want foooooooooood
John: ugh fine
Isen: tbh i just call cecile whatever i think it is and she always says "what"
Elaine: is it like a nice 'what' or a rude 'what'
Isen: hard to tell
Isen: BLICK WHAT THE FLIPPETY FUCK
Blick: wAHT
Isen: THIS BITCH JUST THREW A FUCKING CHAIR AT ME
John: tea
Remi: and then?
Isen: BITCH I WILL THROW A CHAIR AT YOU @blyke
Blick: I WAS ANGRY AND YOU WERE THE FIRST LIVING THING I SAW
Isen: THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO PHYSICALLY INJURE ME
Blick: OH BUT SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR PEN BOO HOO
John: still about the pen? smh
Asslo: these two
John: ew don't make me agree with you
Sera: chill you two
Elaine: chill you two
Remi: i love how blyke and isen are literally screaming at each other while john and arlo do more slide insults and then elaine and sera calm them down
Remi: just me in the middle
Sera: yOU WANT A JOB
Sera: CALM BLYKE AND THE STALKER KID
Isen: (゚Д゚;)
Remi: RED AND ORANGE FUCKS LISTEN TO ME
Remi: STOP FIGHTING THIS IS A PLACE OF KINDNESS AND FUCKING PEACE
Remi: YOU TWO BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BEAT YOUR ASS
John: that's what she said
Remi:
Isen: im just gonna skirt skirt back to my dorm
Blick: a wise decision
Blick: i see remi twitching with uncontrollable blue lightning
Blick: powersocket.jpg
John: you better skirt skirt away
Sera: do a little skirt skirt
Blyke: OH FUCK SHE'S COMING AFTER ME
Sera: run
coming next:
Sera: go help if apple martinis start flying again
Asslo: wait
Asslo: WHAT
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...