Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
John: i pulled another all nighter
Sera: lol same
Asslo: Sleep boots brain function and cognitive ability
Elaine: shut up you pathetic cheese puff
Asslo:
Asslo: Can you not
Elaine; make me
Asslo has added Cecile.
Cecile: What. Do. You. Want. From. Me.
Asslo: tie elaine up
Cecile: ehhh sure
John: i literally just saw cecile knock elaine out like wtf
Sera: can you turn your phone off it's too bright
John: you are not even sitting near me
Sera: i can still see it
Remi: why do you guys spend so much time together
John: it's called a relationship
John: not that you would know
Remi: i am in a relationship!
Remi: i hugged blyke once
Cecile: you make me want to weep because of your dumbassery
Blick: i feel conflicted
John: don't we all
Sera: john can i tell you something?
John: yes
Sera: um this is hard to say but i think i should just come out with it
Sera: i ate all of your ritz crackers
John: WHAT THE FUCK
Calid: you're an 8.0, right?
Sera: what do you think you fucking moldy cheeto
Calid: yes?
Sera: OF COURSE I AM YOU LITTLE SHIT
Sera: WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS A 1.8????
John: a strange turn of events
Asslo: john i seriously wish i never ambushed you
Asslo: because if i hadn't i wouldn't have been invited into this group chat from hell
Elaine: i just woke up and OHMYGOD WHY AM I DANGLING OFF THE ROOF
Elaine: arlooooooohelp
Asslo: I feel compelled to help you, so I will
Remi: see? Kindness and peace does win!
John has temporarily muted Remi.
John: i threw up in my mouth a little
hc: it took seraphina a lot of john convincing her that she was enough to stop being such a perfectionist
coming next:
Asslo: WHAT THE HELL
Asslo: HE DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I FUCKED UP HIS FLOORS
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...