Q/A:
So here's a question about the chatfic : what is the line of events like is it basically the same as the original or did you change somethings? It's the same line of events, but John got help and reconciled with everyone else. He is friends-ish with everyone (except Seraphina, who he's dating) and is frenemies/enemies with Arlo. Q2:soooo are you going to include claire again and adrion in the future?
Maybe Claire, but probably not Adrion.
Q3: are you planning to chang the cover in the future? Not that the current is bad or anything just curious
Probably not.
Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Useless - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Thirty: this movie's so good
John: yeah i'll send all of u the link: link.com
Calid: do...
Calid: do you know what half of the movie is?
Thirty: no, we're at the bar scene
Blick: TURN IT OFF
Blick: TURN THE DAMN THING OFF
Remi: WAIT ARE THEY WATCHING WHAT I THINK THEY ARE
John: ????
Calid: YES
Calid: YES THEY ARE
Elaine: wow, me and arlo saw that once
Elaine: it was really good...
Elaine: except for when it got super adult
Useless: You covered your face with your hands and curled up into the seat
Useless: I had to pull you out
Thirty: what is so bad about it?
John: yeah we've seen this movie like 3 times already
Remi: you have?
John: ...uh, that's what i just said
Thirty: ohhhh
Thirty: you're freaking out cuz it's TV-MA
Calid: blyke, remi, and i saw this movie in the theaters
Calid: remi fainted during the beach scene
John: smh
John: that's like one of the mildest scenes
Thirty: wait
Thirty: how do we even watch this?
John:
John: ...the first time you got locked in the girls' bathroom and i had to get you out and got hauled off by security
John: and the second time we were drunk
Thirty: what about the third time?
John: that was your birthday
Thirty: ohhhhhhhh
Thirty: too much champagne tbh i dont even remember
Useless: why do you drink so much?
Thirty: says the one who has four vodka bottles sitting under their bed
Useless: how do you know about that? Even elaine doesn't know
Elaine: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
Elaine: YOU CHEATER I ALWAYS KNEW YOU LIKED THAT BANANA BITCH
Useless:
Useless: I want to jump off the dorms
John: do a flip
Blick: john and seraphina do so much stuff together i want that
Remi: you do?
Remi: THEN GO MAKE SOME FUCKING SHRIMP THAT ISN'T FUCKING RAW YOU USELESS FAT SACK OF SHIT
Blick: pls no bulli i make shrimp
Thirty: the hotel scene just came on
Calid: NO NO NO NO
John: i turned it off
Thirty: whyyyyyyy
John: you wanted to watch that?
Thirty:
Thirty: i thought you did
John: i don't get why everybody thinks i'm so dirty
John: like yes i beat up everybody and yes i sometimes cry when seraphina is not there because i think she hates me but no i am too focused on the fact that i am unworthy to engage in dirty stuff
Thirty:
Thirty: don't you have restraints that shackle you to your bed?
John: OH! I forgot that
Thirty: i wanna tell the story
Thirty: okay so i was sleeping on the ground (because john won't buy a bigger bed) and all of a sudden i hear this !crash! and i see him sobbing while holding onto the ledge
Thirty: so then i drag his ass to the psychiatrist and he gives john restraints to set up and they basically keep him from hurting himself
Elaine: wow
John: for some reason seraphina enjoys shackling me to the bed
Thirty: i think it's kinda hot
John:
John: my trauma is hot?
Thirty: a little
Useless: why is suffering hot?
John: idk
Thirty: the movieeeee
Remi: don't watch it
Remi: your innocence will be gone
Thirty: it was always gone
Remi: o-oh
John: i dont wanna watch it
John: i wanna sleep and eat everything in the dorm
Thirty: how can you eat so much and still look so good?
John: showering burns calories
John: crying burns calories
John: crying in the shower burns double calories
Thirty: i should do that
Elaine: yall okay there?
Thirty: fuck off
Elaine: wow i thought we were friends
Thirty: yes but not atm
Calid: calid
i sincerely thought yesterday (june 6) was june 7 lol
coming next:
Remi: i'm doing my homework can y'all talk a little later please? ^^
Thirty: if john wasn't crying hysterically in the shower he would've muted you
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