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Flying Waffles™

Lie - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Fok - Arlo

Thirty - Seraphina

Rind - Remi

Thirty: I had a dream last night where I killed Remi

John: With my help, we can make that dream a reality

Rind: EEk!!!

Lie: I'll protect you

John: J O K E R T I M E

Lie: A AAH!!

Calid: Guys guys guys guys guysssssss

Fok: Shut up

Cecile: Isen ate a rat

Calid: Hay

Calid: It was a rat shaped marshmallow

Cecile: Basically a rat

Thirty: kiLL REMIII

Rind: WHY MEEEE

Elaine: DIE TIKTOK BITCH

Rind: AAAHHH

Lie: Both of you, no!!!!

John: Meet me behind kfc rn

Fok: Why kfc?

John: I was talking to ISEN and BLYKE you idiot

Fok: Rude

Thirty: John copy my ability and LET'S GOOOO

John: FLYING THROUGH THE SKY LITTLE EINSTEINS

[at the glorious kfc]

Calid: U WANNA GO

Lie: YEAH JOHN

Thirty: Smh

John: LET'S GOOOO

Lie: Holup i want some chicken nuggs

John: Bring me some candy too

Lie: Kk

Calid: Yall

Calid: This dude straight up flung a waffle at my face

Elaine: What kind?

Calid: Blueberry with milk chocolate chips along with a small peach jam

Calid: BITCH HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WHACKED ME IN THE FACE AT 90 MPH

Thirty: You deserved it you disgrace to the rat kingdom

Calid: :'D smiling through the paaaain

John: smiling through the trauma and panic attacks :'DDDD

Cecile: i got burnt by a candle o u c h i e

Rind: I thought you were into bdsm

Cecile: bds, not masochism

Calid: no, you're into masochism too

Cecile: sHH

Cecile: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT NIGHT

Thirty: John remember when I tied to to a chair and flung you out a window

John: I passed out when you put the plastic bag over my head so I don't remember flying through the sky

Fok: Seraphina, are you trying to kill John?