Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
Lie: Guys my little cousin is having a birthday party and my aunt begged me to bring you guys
Elaine: ARLOOOOOOOOOOOO SERA TIED JOHN TO A CHAIR WHY CANT I TIE YOU
Fok: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE TIED TO A CHAIR ELAINE
Calid: You're right Blyke, bringing these idiots to a party is definitely a good idea
Elaine: S-sorry, I thought this was a private chat
John: Sera fucking phina where in the fucking fuck of all fucks are you
Thirty: Somewhere ;))))
Rind: Lemme guess
Rind: Seraphina hid somewhere and keeps using her ability to bang you on the head
John: Oh yeah
John: But I can't do it back to her because the last time I did she cried
Thirty: Hay bitch
Thirty: I was on Shark Week™ and you know that
Calid: Stfu
Thirty: You're the bravest pos i've ever seen
Calid: Kindly be quiet
Thirty: Say the magic worddddd
Calid: No
Calid: She just froze time and came over here w-wow
Rind:
Rind: She's whispering something in isen's ear really seductively and his face is going red
Rind: It's hilarious
Thirty: Admit it, you're a little turned on right now
Calid: Nooo
John: Sera, what did you say
Thirty: Nothing that u haven't heard
Thirty: Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blueeeee
Elaine: Marriage
Lie: My aunt bought all of us plane tickets to florida
John: WHOOOOOOOO
Thirty: I only travel in first class and you know that
Lie: I-it's not first class
Calid: C h e a p o
Elaine: Stfu isen you're the one who uses a fucking flip phone as an alarm clock
Calid: Hey!!
Calid: How did you know about that?
Elaine: I snuck into your room to steal your bedsheets
Thirty: high five elaine
Elaine: ✋
Calid: w-why?
Elaine: Isen, do you remember when you got mad at remi for getting her period on your bed?
Calid: Yes...
Elaine: Yeah, those were my sheets
Elaine: Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/
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Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...