the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

vaughn is 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓵

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

Officer - Seraphina

John: I got called to the front of the class today

Officer: same

Asslo: apparently these idiots did some pda during class

Calid: ooooo front page article!!

John: i was just rubbing her arm

Claire: w h y

John: i felt like it so i did :/

Officer: all i did was sit uncomfortably close to john and kick his foot

John: it was distracting

Officer: OH SHUT UP YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION ANYWAY

Blick: what did the teacher say

John: they sent us to vaughn's office

Claire: who's vaughn

John: our headmaster

Claire: pfft bahahaha

Claire: you mean principal?

John: go die in a hole

Claire:

Claire: well that got dark reaaaal quick

Remi: continue the story i wanna know i wanna know

Officer: is our embarrassment amusing to you?

Remi: i got caught making out with the king under the bleachers in middle school and got suspended

Remi: now you know my embarrassing story

Officer: so we knock on the door and vaughn says "come in"

John: and when we step in we hear this massive sigh like "seriously it's you two fucks again?"

Officer: so vaughn tells us stuff and at the end says

Officer: "don't be thirsty do it at your dorm"

John: and i hand him the fucking article that isen wrote

John: and he says "well then you have a free pass to do whatever you like"

Claire: wow

Claire: once i t o u c h e d a guy on the shoulder and i got detention

Blick: dang that's rough

Calid: wow

Calid: cecile is mad at me

Officer: oh?

Officer: you didn't respond to a booty call in time?

Calid:

Calid: NO I ACCIDENTALLY CUT OFF SOME OF HER HAIR

John: kinky

Calid: WHAT WE WERE IN THE PRESS ROOM

Blick: did you say "i want to feel your papers?"

Calid: WHAT NO

Calid: I CUT OFF HER HAIR AS A JOKE BUT CUT OFF TOO MUCH

Calid: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME JUST BECAUSE HER ABILITY IS TYING PEOPLE UP IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SHE'S SUPER THIRSTY

Claire: im getting a vision

Claire: yeah she's thirty

Claire: *thirsty

John: bahahahaha

John: and with that you're booted from our chat

Claire: wait please no

John has kicked Claire out of the chat.

Officer: aw why did you kick her out

Officer: i could've blackmailed her to spill more stuff about you :(

John: are you thirsty?

Officer:

Officer: no?

Calid: john's subtle request is not very subtle

John: okay then i guess i'll just grab a bottled water for myself then

Officer: wait now im thirsty

John: then take off your jacket

Officer:

Officer: JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

John: hehehe

Officer: actually i have like 4 layers on so yeah ill take one off

Blick: don't you think you guys should do this in a private chat

Officer: we do?

Blick: so this is the family friendly content

Calid: "family friendly" smh

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coming next:

Remi: i'm so proud of you!!

John: shut up you pathetic excuse for a queen