Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
Sera: i stopped regurgitating saline crackers
John: same
Elaine: add remi
John: what do i get in return?
Elaine: you can use my ability any time you want no questions asked all week
John: k
John has added Remi to the chat.
Remi: why did you kick me out?
John: i felt like it
Sera: lol
Asslo: john beat people up because he felt like it
John: you got that right
Sera: IS THIS JOHN AND ASSLO AGREEING OVER SOMETHING
Elaine: THEY WONT TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER YAYYYY
Asslo: john is a garbage person
Isen: don't insult garbage men
John: im gonna beat your asses
Isen: but did you get consent?
John: what the fuck
Blick: stupid
John: shut up you rip off red light bulb
Blick: ('• ᴗ •̥'✿)
Isen: so guys
Elaine: wHaT
Isen: is john drunk?
Sera: oh yeah
John: iw ant c akce
Sera: translation: john wants cake
John: heksjduineobja
Sera: translation: heksjduineobja
Isen: very insightful
Asslo: john stop pretending to be drunk
John: dont tell me what to do
Sera: john stop pretending to be drunk
John: yes officer
Asslo: w-what
Sera: there's a reason your name is asslo and not amazinglo
Blick: im blick art supplies bc of isen's mistake
Sera: shut the fuck up you colored pencil
Blick: ('∩`。)
John: do you guys really think that a few bottles of champagne can get me drunk?
Asslo: yes
John: i drank alcohol for the first time when i was 12
Remi: please explain
John: k so me and claire were becoming friends and on my 12th birthday she got a thing of wine from her parents' place and we got so drunk that we did unspeakable horrors to the fence
John: my dad thought an animal got blasted all over it so we ended up replacing it lol
Isen: what about blond dude
John: he didn't want to drink
Sera: good for him
John: no he had to convince our parents we were sick
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...