Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
Officer - Seraphina
Calid: doc gave me some throat lozenges and anti nausea stuff
Asslo: again, why didn't he give it to me
John: oh i dont know...
John: maybe because you're a useless piece of shit? :)))
Asslo: i have no words
Officer: so john
Officer: elaine made us two gallons of oj
Officer: let's drink
John: we all know that you're gonna use your ability and win
Officer: actually no cuz then it won't be satisfying when i CRUSH YOUUUUUUUUU
John: kk
Elaine: they just started
Elaine: they both look a little....how do you put it?
Calid: sick?
Blick: nauseous?
Asslo: pukish?
Remi: disgusted?
Elaine: different
Remi: those poor souls
Blick: fyi sera is not allowed to stay and puke in my bathroom
Remi: why?
Remi: you hiding some of john's valium in there?
Blick: SHUT UP I AINT DOING ANYTHING
Remi: sureeee
Elaine: bOTH OF YOU SHUT YOUR FACES
Elaine: ohhhh yikes
Blick: i saw that face
Remi: where tf are you guys?
Calid: yeah where
Blick: we're all in sera's dorm
Asslo: i thought it was john's dorm
Elaine: sera decided to be in OUR dorm because if somebody puked she wanted to see who would crack first
Calid: smart
Blick: WAIT WHAT
Blick: JOHN'S DONE
Calid: H O W
Asslo: don't you pay attention to these useless messages?
Asslo: apparently john drinks way too much water
Calid: you're high as a kite, aren't you
Asslo: indeed, i can barely see straight
Calid: WELLLLLL IM OUTTA THE INFIRMARY
Asslo: cool
John: I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF AND THROW UP
Asslo: that's what you get for drinking paint and milk
Elaine: actually i added something else! :)
Officer: dont tell me
Officer: CREEK WATER????
Elaine: HEYYYY don't give out my secret ingredient >:[
John: WAIT WHAT
Officer: ECSXARLY
Blick: translation: EXACTLY
John: I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING
Officer: did
Officer: did you take a valium
John: lol no
John: i knew that i wouldnt be able to hold down elaine's deadly concoctions so i didnt take one
Officer: bleh
john and seraphina are gonna be so sick after this, the rest of the crew better watch out
...especially elaine
coming next:
Elaine: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT
John: I DID IT TO PROVE A POINT
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