Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
Officer - Seraphina
Calid: I FAILE DA TEAST
John: you faile da teast?
Officer: faile da teast faile da teast
Calid: i failed my test...
Remi: don't worry isen! I aced mine!
Officer: so did i
John: i got in the low 90s
Asslo: i got 100
Officer: well i got 103
Elaine: h o w
Officer: i did the bonus
Calid: i did it too but i still failed :(
Officer: that's because i was the only one who got it r i g h t you dumbass
Blick: i got 84
John: hah loser
Asslo: you used to get Cs and Ds
John: eh i go to class now
John: also remind me who led me out to a field, ambused me, and got mad when i started spiraling because it was apparently my fault?
Officer: tell him, asslo
Asslo:
Asslo: i refuse to continue this conversation
John: SAY IT
Asslo: make me
John: itsblackmailtime.pngJohn: would you like the entire student body to see this?
Asslo: no
John: so SAY WHO DID THAT STUFF TO ME
Asslo: me
Officer: you're under arrest
Officer: you don't have a right to remain silent, anything you say will definitely be used against you. You do not have a right to an attorney, and if you don't have one, one will never be provided to you. Do you understand me?
Asslo:
Asslo: that's not how it's supposed to go
Officer: I AM ABOVE YOU IN THE HIERARCHY DO WHAT I SAY
Asslo: make me
John: ELAINE
Elaine: what im making some spaghetti and meatballs
Officer: !
John: blackmail asslo
Elaine: i will drink all of your vodka and paint your walls puke colored
Elaine: do you understand me?
Asslo: sure
Asslo: so anyway
Asslo: i bought a new duffel bag
John: to replace the one i made myself throw up in?
Officer: stop making yourself throw up
John: no
Officer: you might puke a valium or whatever
John: i make sure i am completely valium-free whenever i do it
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