~how it could've gone differently~
seraphina: i want perfection
john: you don't have to be perfect!
seraphina: hold on
seraphina: im so powerful and already pretty smart so yeah idc about school anymore
john: weird reasoning but okay here we go!
also:
elaine: i love you arlo
arlo: uhhhh
arlo: i thought of you as more of an acquaintance tbh...
elaine:
elaine: well fuck me sideways with a rusty fork then
arlo: my forks are supposed to be UNTAINTED
also also:
~new bostin john~
john: what's a cripple gonna do about it anyway huh?
william: proceeds to beat the everliving shit out of john
john, bruised and bloody: oh...that's what ur gonna do
john: im sorry dad
william: tosses bandages towards him no worries john! flashes happy smile
lol enjoy this pathetic piece of entertainment
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