Sera: john rate my looks
John: 10
Sera: yayyyy
John: rate me
Sera: 9- ungelled
Sera: 2.5 - gelled
John: waht
John: i thought ungelled was 3, gelled was -1
Sera: noooooooo
Remi: John you're a 6
Blyke: rate me
Remi: 7
Isen: blyke is just the redhead version of john
Remi: but red is fireeeee
Elaine: im gonna leave again
Elaine: u bother me while im doing my hw
Elaine has left the chat.
Asslo: i feel like everybody rates their gf/bf higher than they should
Sera:
John: WHEN DID YOU TAKE THAT?!?!?!
Sera: heh
Asslo: w h y
Remi: john be reading finally
Sera: john also be packing
Sera:
John: HOWWWW
John: THAT WAS IN NEW BOSTIN
John: I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A COMA
Sera: i have my ways
Isen: wait
Isen: can you say about when you went too far with john @sera
John: sera no
Isen: sera yes
Sera: sera yes
Sera: OVERRULED
John: but one of those people was you
Sera: don't talk about irrelevant shit
Sera: so we were doing ruin-blyke's-sandwich-counter
Blyke: WAIT I THOT THE OTHER DAY WAS JUST A ONE TIME THING
Blyke: *THOUGHT
Blyke: *THOUGHT
Isen: BAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Isen: i never thot you could be so stupid
Sera: stfu you two
Isen: ;-;
Blyke: (._.)
Sera: and we went to the bedroom
Sera: and things happened
John: i want to die
Sera: if you're crying take a video of the tears for the compilation
John: kk
Isen: ah
Isen: so that's why john wanted to never speak of it
Blyke: wait sera
Blyke: have you ever done *it* with somebody else?
Sera: that's classified
Blyke: john?
John: that's also classified
John: also stop being so hellbent on me trying to admit that im kinky
Blyke: i didnt even say anything about that
John: if i had answered you would've done a follow-up question
Asslo: well this has taken an interesting turn
Remi: it sure has
[9:52 pm]
Asslo has invited Elaine to the chat.
Elaine: hey
Elaine: u got the popcorn?
Asslo: yep
Asslo: what are those sounds
Elaine: john and seraphina going at it in her bedroom
Asslo: and you're just okay with it?
Elaine: ive walked in on them so many times it's now just a small annoyance
Asslo: what about sera's time ability?
Elaine: idk
Sera: jkhgjgnfkl
Sera: wituhernjskdm
Sera: kjdsgnlkdsf
Sera: i dont use it cause ive walked in on you and asslo a billion times
Isen: tea
John: we're done
Sera: because we are mature and know when to stop
John: no we just don't want a repeat of the we-went-too-far thing
Sera: that too
Blyke: wAIT
Blyke: elaine and that stoic prick kiss???
Asslo: stoic prick?
Asslo: i have emotions, dumbass
Blyke: is kissing asslo like kissing a rock? @elaine
Elaine: first gimme a lawyer
Blyke:
Isen: wait
Isen: so elaine and asslo have walked in on john and seraphina and vice versa???
John: pretty much
Isen: :|
Sera: me and elaine share a dorm
Sera: john USED to rent a house but vaughn took that away
John: then i had to room with that pathetic excuse for a lazer tag employee
Blyke:
Elaine: sera used to be all "dont get up in my biz" but now she doesnt care
Sera: i DO care but i dont show it because i prefer for you to waste your strength healing me than for me to waste mine rewinding my injuries
Elaine:
John: hey @asslo wanna go for another round?
John: winner gets 5 bottles of free champagne
Asslo: you're on
John: one of you bastards get the camera
coming next:
Blyke: john's q u a k i n g in anger
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...