Bile - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Useless - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Useless: pauline visited me in the infirmary
Thirty: oh?
Useless: she said that you told her to drop dead?
Thirty: I said, "he doesn't wanna bang you, somebody hang you"
Thirty: BIG difference
John: honestly i would've told her to go jump off a cliff
Remi: be nice, john
John has temporarily muted Remi.
Elaine: PAULINE CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE
Elaine: HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
Thirty: what the fuck, elaine
Bile: elaine's going crazy
John: nobody permitted you to speak you rip off goku
Bile: pls no bulli
Calid: augh
Calid: everything h u r t s s s s
Bile: die bitch
John: one of us one of us
Elaine: k so after pauline said hi to arlo
Elaine: she started tugging on his arm suggestively
Elaine: so i grabbed his face and made out with him
Useless: have you ever had somebody aggressively kiss you right after you wake up?
John: actually,
John: i have
Thirty: *nervous sweating*
Thirty: ahahahhahah that had NOTHING to do with me drinking shots
John:
John: anyway
Elaine: I did it to prove a point
Elaine: then banana fuck huffs angrily and leaves
Calid: cecile took a video
John: last night i had a dream me and cecile formed another alliance but this time i let her take charge
John: and she went swimming and died
John: tbh i wasn't even that sad
Thirty: Lmao
Bile: hey so uh @calid im sorry that me and remi stomped you
Calid: it's fine
John: ewwww
Thirty: what
John: what's that little infestation of creatures over there near the school
Thirty: today's meet-and-greet day, where elementary school kids take a tour of wellston
Thirty: those are children, john
John: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bile: seraphina
Thirty: WHAT
Bile: did you finish your part of the project yet?
Thirty: bitch
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the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...