the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic

clairevoyance

Blick - Blyke

Calid - Isen

Asslo - Arlo

Officer - Seraphina

Claire: John...

Claire: You got better, right?

John: I guess

Officer: he did but still has occasional setbacks

Calid: "occasional"

Elaine: hello claire! Are you as bad as John makes you out to be?

Claire: uh...

Claire: no?

John: thanks for the depression, anxiety, trust issues, c ptsd, and victim complex

John: you're such a great person :))))

Claire: are you gonna hurt me?

John: with words, yes

Officer: hey so claire

Claire: yes

Blick: she's gonna pop the question

Officer: were you and john in a relationship?

Calid: tea

Claire: i think?

Claire: there was this one time...and then this other...but i mean

Claire: we were kids

John: i remember

John: don't speak of that

Claire: the playground

Claire: yikes

Officer: aNyWaY

Calid: i published an article about john and seraphina's relationship

Officer: YOU DID WHAT NOW

Asslo: It reads:

Asslo: John and Seraphina have started dating, much to the happiness of Wellston. I was given leaked information from a group chat with them that they kiss on Blyke's, our Jack's, sandwich counter.

John: IS THAT WHY THAT GREEN HAIRED SHIT CONGRATULATED ME

Officer: IS THAT WHY NOBODY HIT ON ME TODAY AND INSTEAD COWERED IN FEAR

Remi: w-what

John: I'M GONNA KILL YOU ISEN

Claire: i thought you were reformed!

John: and i can relapse even quicker

Elaine: CLAIRE WANT SOME ORANGE JUICE????

Claire: sure! I love fresh squeezed orange juice!

John: yeah go ahead! Elaine has a really special recipe

Elaine: it's a secret ^^

Officer: go ahead claire!

Asslo: Indeed, I have also tried the juice

Calid: NO DON'T DRINK IT

John has temporarily muted Calid.

John: ignore him, he got a bad batch once

Blick: claire, please drink some

Claire: okay! :D

Elaine: lucky for you i have one from three months ago!

Claire: w-wait

Elaine: drink up

Officer: here i used my ability to get it over to you

Claire: wait so who are you guys

Officer: I'm Seraphina the rank 1 of wellston, john calls me officer

Calid: im isen the head of the press team

John: how did you get unmuted?

Calid: a glitch

John: well back to the slammer for you

John has temporarily muted Calid.

Blick: im blyke, the school jack and also ISEN misspelled my name

Asslo: I'm Arlo, the king

Asslo: and somehow I forgot to disable this stupid name

Claire: now imma drink this oj!

Claire:

Claire: i feel like puking

Elaine: don't worry the feeling will pass :D

Claire: oH SHIT NO

John: you deserve it

Claire: WASN'T YOU PUNCHING ME ENOUGH

John: no

Officer: BAHAHAHHAHAHA

Officer: im not sadistic i swear but this is the first time john has looked genuinely happy in three weeks so imma laugh

Blick: claire are you okay?

Claire: actually, i'm fine

Claire: aside from losing my lunch (which was lobster from an EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT, might i add) it was okay

Elaine: ...i lied about the three months

Elaine: it's three years old

Claire:

Claire: i want to cry

John: join the club!

Claire: t-that was a figure of speech

John:

John: well this is awkward

john meets claire, the girl who gave him all of his issues

actually that's not completely right, keon is the pos who smashed it into him

f u keon

coming next:

Officer: all i did was sit uncomfortably close to john and kick his foot

John: it was distracting