Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
Lie: isen repeate after me
Lie: you're = your
Lie: though - tho
Calid: you're = you're
Calid: though = though
Lie: BRO
Calid: BRA
John: dafuq?
Calid: I meant o
Calid: Bro
Thirty: AHHHH
Thirty: YOUR DIRSPURTING ME FAOM MHE ANBEUTY SLEEPT
John: says the one who keeps texting me weird ass shit all night
Thirty:
Thirty: Do not speak of that here
Elaine: ARLOOOOOOOO
Fok: Here we go again
Elaine: JOHN ADS SERPAHINA TEXT EACCH OTHE RWIE RD STUFF
Elaine: WHAT ABIT US???
Fok: First of all,
Fok: I barely understood you
Fok: And secondly,
Fok: I don't trust people *ahem* ISEN *ahem* JOHN *ahem* BLYKE *ahem* SERAPHINA *ahem* REMI *ahem* ELAINE *ahem* LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL to not snoop through my phone
Rind: why me and elaine??? I thought I was nice and elaine was your gf
Fok: Elaine snooped through my phone like ten times
Fok: And I caught you looking up superhero shit on mine
Rind: hmph
[next day lmao]
Thirty: YAHHHHHHHH
John: dafuq?
Thirty: IT IS 3 AM
John: and?
Thirty: THE WITCHING HOURRRRRRR
Rind: I stayed up too!!!!
Lie: why...?
Calid: apparently wellston has a creepy af basement
Calid: and we're gonna go check it out
Fok: Of course you are
John: Count me in
John: I'm ready to whoop some skeleton asses
Rind: Alright road trip!!
Elaine: but we're not gonna go outside of wellston...
Rind: shut the fuck up and grab your pathetic excuse for a boyfriend
Fok:
Fok: I feel insulted
Rind: You should, because that's what I was aiming for
Thirty: pfft--
[Ten minutes of getting these jackasses to Wellston's basement later]
John: Let's split up
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