Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
[1:03 A.M.]
Elaine: GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT ARLO CAN PLAY THE UKELELE
Fok: No I can't
Thirty: Lmao I thought it was his sister's
John: Hey sear
Thirty: Sear?
John: sera
Thirty: Yes?
John: Do you want me to slingshot you into asslo's room?
Thirty: uh, duh
Fok: PLEASE NO I HAVENT SKLEPT IN TRHEE DAYS
Rind: I can validate that, I see him walking up and down the halls at midnight
Calid: im gonna do it
Thirty: no
Calid: calidate
Rind: ugh
Thirty: prepare, asslo
Fok: Please no
John: BLAST OFF
Fok: I see seraphina flying towards my window
Fok: OH SHITNUGGETS AHHH
Elaine: shitnuggets lmao
Lie: I've never heard that before
Rind: BLYLKEEEE
Lie: what?
Rind: YOU WERE WATCHING COMMERCIALS IN MY DORM AND BLASTED THE TV
Lie: oh, sorry about that
Rind: sigh
Rind: it's okay
Elaine: Well, asslo put up a barrier around his fork collection
Elaine: Seraphina is speeding behind him and flipping him upside down
John: imma fly there too
Elaine: and oh, john is torpedoing behind both of them and oh crap he just slammed asslo down
John: HERE'S JOHNNY
[45 minutes later]
John: doc is so pissed at all of us
Thirty: He said that since we're the three most powerful that we should know how to be bettr and set an example for people
John: so at this point i say "Do you want me to set an example by being the joker again? :DDDD"
Thirty: And then doc just slaps him in th e face
John: My ears are still kinda ringing
Thirty: anyway, asslo's passed out and probably in a coma xD
Elaine: agh should i come
John: Yes so i can copy your weak-ass ability you pathetic elite tier
Calid: when an elite tier is something to scoff at
Thirty: K so john r ur legs okay
John: I didn't break anything did u?
Thirty: Just my sadness :))))
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