Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
Cecile: Do y'all want to know what happened?
Remi: yes
John: yes
Sera: yes
Asslo: perhaps
Elaine: yes
Blick: yes
Calid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cecile: So basically
Cecile: Isen asked me to use my ability on him, so I tied him to the roof of the girls' dorm and let him hang there for thirty minutes
Calid: WHYYYYYNOOOO
Cecile: I thought it was kind of hot, so I invited him in
John:
John: so you basically nearly killed him and thought his fear was hot
John: who are you, rosalind dyer?
Sera: shut up with the rookie references already
John: who are you, a sadistic bitch?
Sera: true
Sera: but i mean it's cecile
Sera: oh @cecile did you know that there was this group of boys and one girl dedicated to getting your love
Cecile: Don't worry
Cecile: I left them hanging :)
Asslo:
Asslo: what the actual fuck
Blick: no, it's what the flippety fuck
Asslo: fuck off you useless discount walmart red light saber
Blick: hello darkness my old friend
Remi: blyke, even i know that's from 2019
Remi: it's 2021
Blick: wah
Cecile: I'm not sadistic
Cecile: Isen literally seduced me, and as for the others? I took them off the roof
Cecile: eventually
John: i remember why i decided to form an alliance with you
Sera: you fucking cheater
John: there's a reason why we aren't in an alliance anymore
Blick: run john run
John: wait why
Elaine: sera's on shark mode
John: aGAIN
John: THE LAST ONE WAS JUST A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO
Sera: that's how it works you fucking dumbass
John: im running as fast as i can
Sera:
Sera:
Sera:
John: fine
John: but pls don't hurt me if i make noodles that you don't like
Sera: let's seeeee ;)
John: wish me luck
Remi: good luck, sera's a fricking mcflurry of emotions
Sera: i would mclike to mckill you
John: what about mcme?
Sera: mcno you are a mcgood mcperson
John: mcyay
im fricking obsessed with the rookie lol
coming next:
Elaine: i just woke up and OHMYGOD WHY AM I DANGLING OFF THE ROOF
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