blyke can't cook shit

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Blyke: I hear

Blyke: Giggles

Blyke: JOHNNN

John: Stfu

John: I heard laughter

John: Remi's laughter

Blyke: We're watching a comedy movie unlike u

John: B r u h

Sera: hee hee

Sera: i won uno again

John: she freezes time and looks at my cards

Blyke: you can copy her ability

John: so?

Sera: heeheheheh

Sera: i have an ability

Sera: i'm 8.0

John: I'm 7.5

John: One day I will hit 10

Blyke: Off topic but

Blyke: Why did u always step on zeke

John: idk

John: I wasn't in my right state of mind

Sera: step step step step step

John: I also stepped on asslo

John: Twice

Blyke: Are you sadistic?

John: No

Sera: Uh

Sera: He isn't sadistic

Blyke: Coulda fooled me

John: Stop asking me weird things

Blyke: Did u ever step on sera

John: I would never step on her

John: ever

Sera: yay

Blyke: What did u do after she tied u to a chair

John: I fell over

John: What do you think, Blyke?

John: I'm not as weird as you think.

Blyke: I wanted blackmail material

John: ...

John: What kind of person do you think I am?

Sera: he's too vanilla

Sera: oh john that reminds me

Sera: do u have any vanilla ice cream

John: in the freezer, second drawer

Sera: ok thanks

Blyke: Sera why did u tie john up in a chair

Sera; I only had rope on hand and he was going to do self destructive things

Blyke: Why did u have rope

Sera: I was using my ability on it and freezing it midair

Blyke: u sure

Sera: 110%

Sera: aight john ima eat this ice cream w you

Sera: do u want a spoon

John: ig

Blyke: im coming out of my room

Sera: nOOoOoOo

Blyke: heh

Sera: see

Sera: i have ice cream and two spoons in my hand

John: ello remi

Remi: john wtf

John: y u eat the last brownies

John: i made those

Remi: i thought blyke made these...

Remi: BLYKE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

Blyke: JOHN

John: HEY

John: I made those for me and my gf

Sera: gf

Sera: u got that?

Blyke: ok ok im sorry

Remi: blyke

Remi: i was kinda sus since u cant cook shit

John: remi's cursing

Remi: this stupid gc has rubbed off on me

Remi: ugh

Elaine: CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP

Elaine: THIS IS INTERUPPTING MY SLEEP TIME

Asslo: Yes, we all need sleep.

Sera: i love how asslo and elaine always reply together

John: ugh fine

Sera: we staying up all night

Blyke: hell yeah

Remi: ^^^

Asslo: You know what? I don't even care.

Sera: fuck off

Asslo: Don't talk to the King like that.

Sera: don't talk to the ace like that

John: don't talk to the joker's gf like that

Asslo: Out of respect for the hierarchy, I apologize.

Asslo: I'm going to sleep now.

Elaine: fiNaLlY

Asslo has gone offline.

Elaine has gone offline.

John has gone offline.

Sera has gone offline.

Isen has gone offline.

Blyke has gone offline.

Remi has gone offline.



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John: do you want a cookie from doc?

Sera: actually yes please

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