Lie - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Fok - Arlo
Thirty - Seraphina
Rind - Remi
John: Seraphina
Thirty: Yeah?
John: We have to break up
Calid: I...don't think we should be here for this
Thirty: WHAT?!
Thirty: AND YOU'RE DOING IT OVER TEXT TOO
Thirty: WHAT THE HELL, JOHN?!
[private chat]
John: Do you think we need to up the ante
Thirty: Definitely
John: Doing a fake break up to get free gifts was such a good idea
John: You're so smart
Thirty: I try
[group chat]
John: I'M SORRY SERA
Thirty: DONT GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT
Thirty: YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME, JOHN
John: PLEASE DON'T BE MAD
John: IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME
Fok: John, you're an idiot for saying that
John: OH FUCK OFF ASSLO
Lie: Are you guys okay?
Thirty: NO IM NOT OKAY
Thirty: JOHN JUST BROKE UP WITH ME
John: I just think that we want different things in life...
[private chat]
Thirty: Good one
John: Yey
[group chat]
Rind: John! You should've told her in person! She really cares about you yknow
John: Oh stfu pinkie pie
Thirty: JOHN
John: Yes?
Thirty: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Thirty: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK MYSELF UP AGAIN
John: We can still be friends!
Thirty: YEAH RIGHT JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
Calid: Oof
Thirty: OOF
Thirty: THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
Calid: Mega oof
Lie: Poor sera
Elaine: Do you need me to heal your broken heart ?
Thirty: NO LET ME DIE IN AGONY
John: we both knew that this was never working, sera
Thirty: DONT CALL ME SERA YOU CHEATER
John: Cheater?!
Thirty: THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE
Thirty: WHO IS SHE IM GONNA KILL HER
John: THERE ISN'T ANYONE ELSE!!!!
Thirty: YOU KNOW WHAT?!
Thirty: WE ARE BROKEN UP
YOU ARE READING
the shit that goes on at wellston | chatfic
Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...