Blick - Blyke
Asslo - Arlo
[6:53 am]
John: can't sleep
Asslo: same
John: ew it's you
Asslo:
Elaine: hey guys!
Elaine: the new billie eilish song came out!
Asslo: i prefer classical
John: 1: is billie eilish a boy or girl
John: 2: classical music music is for nerds
Elaine: billie eilish is a GIRL
Asslo: studies show that classical music makes you smarter and releases dopamine, which makes you feel happier
John: and yet you still manage to make my life a living hell
Sera: wait john
John: yes
Sera: can you make more ramen
John: no
Sera: damn it
Sera: so close
Isen: that's what she said
Sera: i will kill you in your sleep
Isen: calid
Isen: *valid
Blick: yOU SHALL PAY FOR MAKING ME AN ART STORE
Blick has changed Isen's name to Calid.
Calid:
Calid: i deserved that
Elaine: ahhhhh
Elaine:
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John: wtf toothpaste bitch
Sera: that shit's worthy of gordon ramsay
Elaine: remi made it
Remi: i went for a run what'd i miss
Sera: ew you RUN at this time????
Sera: what's wrong with you??
Remi: i want to stay helthy
John: the lack of "a" in there makes you sound like a dumbass
Remi: i want to stay healthy
Sera: and yet you have the stupidity to eat that red crayon's shrimp
Blick:
Blick: WHYYYY
John: because fuck you, that's why
Calid: calid
Asslo: here we go again
[5:50 pm]
John: wHO THE FUCK BANGED ON MY DAMN DOOR THREE HUNDRED TIMES WHEN I WAS SHOWERING
John: WHO
Sera: me
Sera: i want RAMEN and i want it NOW
John: didn't you hear the water??
Sera: eh i knew that you would come running
John: i thought something was seriously wrong
John: i was fucking showering not sitting on the couch doing nothing
Calid: lovers' quarrel
John: ill make what joker did to you seem like a fucking cruise to the bahamas
Calid:
Calid: idk how to respond to that
John: i would say something but with this bastard dating cecile idk what fucked-up shit he'll say
Asslo: i heard violent screeching coming from isen's dorm once
Asslo: idk what the fuck they were doing
Elaine: i remember you just said "let's go" quietly
Calid: i screamed
Calid: wait what's cecile's passive
John: some weird-ass shit idk
Calid: wait literally?
John: N O Y O U F U C K I N G D U M B A S S
Asslo: sharp nails because when i went into the press room once i saw that she had scratched up the wood from a table
Calid: she accidentally scratched my eye and it h u r t
Sera: makes sense
John: oh yeah i saw the marks
Elaine: john and asslo bonding over wood
John: ew asslo can go die
Asslo: go fuck yourself
John: stfu you lying back-stabbing sack of shit
Sera: valid
Elaine: don't take sides!
Sera: i choose john's side
Elaine: ;-;
Asslo: i hate my life
John: i literally have over three mental illnesses but yeah your life is so much worse
Blick: so passive aggressive
Calid: WHERE TF IS OUR TARGET CART
Blick: I THOUGHT IT WAS WITH YOU
Calid: OH FUCK NO
[private chat]
Sera: i sold their cart to some random mid tier for $200
John: a bit steep but whatever
coming next:
Remi:
Remi: THIS IS NOT THE WHOLESOME GOODNESS I WANTED
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