Blick - Blyke
Calid - Isen
Asslo - Arlo
Sera: BAHHAHAHAHHA
John: AHAHAHHA
Calid: wtf is wrong with you two
John: so i went to get more of my lovely valium
John: and as usual the dealer dude didn't believe me
Elaine: i love how you call the guy who gives you the medicine a dealer dude
John: i hadn't gotten ANY sleep last night so i looked like a junkie
Sera: the dealer dude said "yeah you don't need any" and on the spot john had a panic attack
Asslo: i don't see how this is funny, but go off i guess
John: it wasn't funny at the moment, i felt like i was suffocating slowly
Asslo: what did i do to you
John: do you want the list, the essay, or the novel?
Asslo:
John: so anyway
John: dealer dude immediately notices that im not faking and gives me my prescription :)
Remi: are you okay?
John: i used to have panic attacks in class but you never noticed
Remi: how didn't i notice?
John: I DON'T KNOW ASK YOURSELF WHY YOU DIDN'T NOTICE ME GASPING FOR BREATH AND CRYING
John: FUCK OFF STOP ACTING LIKE YOU REALLY CARE
Sera: remi you really made john mad
Sera: like he shattered his phone again
Remi: im so sorry
Asslo: better to just leave it
Blick: i missed all of this
Calid: same
Later
John: i got a new phone :D
Sera: your mood swings are like a rollercoaster
John: they are :)
Asslo: i take it john is feeling better?
Sera: he took a nap
John: trauma makes you tired
Calid: i agree
John: wHaT?!
Calid: nothing
Blick: isen you okay bro
Calid: yes
Calid: im perfectly fine
John has added Cecile to the chat.
John: is isen okay
Cecile: he's really not
John: k thx
Cecile: wAIT
John has kicked Cecile from the chat.
Blick: bahahahah
Blick: guys do you like anime?
John: no
Sera: no
Calid: no
Asslo: no
Elaine: no
Remi: no
Blick: i found this great anime called 86 eighty six
Remi: would you shut up about that?
Blick: so basically the plot is:
John: DEAR GOD NO
John: SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW
Sera: BLYKE SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL BLAST YOU TO ENGLAND
Blick: :(
John: if you utter one word about anime, i will murder you
John: slowly and brutally
Blick: sadistic but okay
John: for the last fucking time
John: I AM NEITHER SADISTIC NOR MASOCHISTIC
Sera: sureeee
John: wat the fack
John: you're the one who tied me up in a chair
John: bondage bitch
Sera: nah that's more of cecile's thing
Sera: isn't that right, isen?
Calid:
Calid: i respectfully deny your invitation to join this conversation
Elaine: want some spaghetti and meatballs guys?
Sera: NOOOOOO
Sera: THAT'S MARINATED COTTON BALLS WITH LAUNDRY DETERGENT WITH YARN
Elaine: STOP GIVING OUT MY SECRET RECIPES
Sera: YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY
Elaine: what if that's my intention?
John: i like this one
Asslo: elaine might be a reverse sadist
Remi: reverse sadist?
Asslo: she gets turned on by healing people which actually makes sense since her ability is healing
Sera: my ability is time manipulation but i don't get turned out whenever i look at a clock
Elaine: A HAHAHHHAHAH AAHHAHAHA
Asslo: scratch that, elaine's just crazy
Calid: calid
tbh malcolm from the prodigal son and john would get along well
coming next:
Calid: im trying to sleep i got a big press meeting tomorrow
Remi: shut the fuck up you useless liquidy orange popsicle
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Fanfiction"'ASSLO.'" Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues. Achievements: #1 in Jeraphina #1 in Blemi #1 in Asslo #1 in Unordinary #1 in Arlaine #1 in Cecile #1 in John Doe #1 in Jera #1 in Blyke x Remi #12 in...