𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 (𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗! 𝙸𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒 𝚇 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛)

The late night shinobi talk with Kitana...

Kitana: Hello everyone and welcome to the late night talk with Kitana! Our guests present today are Itachi Uchiha, Obito Uchiha, Shisui Uchiha and Hidan and a very special guest who doesn't usually come to interviews...Sasori no Akasuna whom is very close to Y/n yes?

Sasori: Yes she is a very close friend of mine since a long time.

Kitana: Of course! Now I know that due to some unfortunate events she wasn't able to attend but she will however be watching the interview at home so we send all our love to her!

All: Yes!

Kitana: Okay first question goes to Itachi, tell me what is it like being in the newest hit tv show Babysitter? 

Itachi: Honestly I have wanted to do this show for quite a while and thanks to you I was able to get such a good role in this movie.

Kitana: Ah no problem however we do know of the rumour going on in Hollywood between you and Ms. L/n?

Itachi: *smirks* What rumour?

Kitana: Oh just a little story that you two enjoy each other's company offset as well...but then again that's none of my business *smirk*

Itachi: Ms. L/n is indeed a pleasant young woman, beautiful, interesting, funny there isn't much you could fault her for now is there?

Kitana: Hmm sounds like an interesting statement. The press sure would love this!

Obito: Yeah I get bailed on the most because of him wanting to 'rehearse his lines' with her. 

Kitana: *laughs* Wow! I remember my first time meeting Ms. L/n in auditions she was surely a talented young woman and I was really excited to tell her the good news you know about being brought onto the set. Next question goes to Obito, what what is it like being such a goofball onset?

Obito: Wow you really had to hurt me huh? You should be asking yourself why you made me play such a character?

Kitana: I only did it because you played Tobi with such top tier acting I assumed you'd be capable...

Obito: Whatever...

Shisui: That explains him why did you make me so goofy? I'm usually sexy and playful but mostly sexy *winks at audience* 

Kitana: I needed a partner for Obito's weirdness that wasn't in the Akatsuki or in the Academy with him. Next question is for Sasori, why is it that this is an Itachi-centric story but so many comments are about the girls wanting you too?

Sasori: I wasn't aware brat. However I'm glad I have that effect on people as you know Kitana has recently been trying to set me up with someone, she's been showing me some of you readers as possible options and well I am indeed impressed. 

Kitana: Um no! I was not setting up anyone with you...

Sasori: Yes you were!

Kitana: Whatever next question goes to Shisui, What has been your goal as an actor?

Shisui: Honestly I've always been told I was SO charismatic and everyone was like 'Shisui you look like a god please go on my tv screen, I could stare at you for hours blah blah blah' you know the usual but then one day me and my ex girlfriend were fighting and she said she wanted to shove me in the tv and that for me was the turning point where I was like 'I am going to be an actor' 

All: *starts laughing*

Shisui: Okay but seriously I think it would be Obito.

Obito: Me? 

Shisui: Yeah! I guess he kind of chose something different such as acting convinced me to look outside the corporate world as well I mean for me to have done that on my own would've been a bit outrageous but having a rebel here like Obito kind of made the path I took less lonely and well apparently women love my family so hey I'm not complaining stare all you want. 'Winks at the audience for the second time*

Kitana: Cool! Now Hidan. What was it like for you in babysitter how do you feel acting in general?

Hidan: Firstly  this is because I fucking had to say it but I am the only one here who genuinely get paid to be an asshole. 

All: *laughs*

Hidan: No really I be really fucking savage but in all honesty I generally get to be a rude person and well it feels good to let go . And just compared to the others we know who my man Masashi's favorite Akatsuki member was?

Kitana: You're the only one of the Akatsuki members still alive. Not including team Taka and Orochimaru of course.

Itachi: In my defence I didn't want to be in Boruto. *pulls out shades and puts them on*

All: *gasps at swag* 

Kitana: ...Well damn! 

Itachi: But as you all can see I'm very much alive I'm just good at acting and living my life now with, and I shall put the rumours to rest, Y/n

Kitana: Well that's good to hear I know many people cried in Shippuden for you and it broke many people's hearts but I'm glad to see you are living it up.

Neji: Aye! 

Kitana: What the-

Crowd: *screams* 

Itachi: *gets up and does a special handshake* 

Kitana: Who would've thought? Rumour has it the met at the salon...

All: *laughs*

Kitana: How did you get here? You aren't even in the book!

Neji: I have my ways and besides how could my miss my heaven bro?

Kitana: Seriously?! 

Itachi: I mean we did leave in Shippuden and I mean Neji did get one episode in Boruto but yeah we both are relaxing these days. 

Kitana: Of all the guys I thought would be friends? 

Neji: We both know the stresses of being the hot, protective older brothers it's basically a joke for us not to be bros. 

Kitana: I mean hey I guess you're right 

Neji: So does that mean I get a scene and for starters I wanna be aged up!

Kitana: Like Itachi aged up or like just a bit older. 

Neji: I mean an adult aged up of Hyuga Optics. 

Kitana: Well then you came to the right woman. 

Neji: *smirks* Guess who is gonna be showing up? 

Obito: I feel a bit confused was this an interview or an introduction to Neji's debut? 

Kitana: You killed him you should be the last one to talk. 

Obito: Why are you always fighting with me?

Kitana: ...

Kitana: Anyway it was wonderful to have you guys remember to tune into the next episode of Babysitter today only GrandMageKitana Tv. Love you guys and have a great day!

All: Bye!!!!

Kitana: Alright! And thank you everyone for coming here today...

Itachi: *points to screen* Remember my wedding is soon so please tune in!

Kitana: Yes! Please do!