𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 (𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗! 𝙸𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒 𝚇 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛)

"At least we would be buried together..."

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Itachi's POV

I was having lunch with Sasuke because Y/N and Naruto were having one of their private sessions to help him cope with his parents loss. So both of us were out. Suddenly the waitress showed up winking at me as I ignored it and just skipped to giving her our orders but she insisted on asking me if Sasuke was my son. "No he is my baby brother." "I see so are you single?" "No I have a girlfriend..." I said matter of factly as she continued to question me. "Well if you ever need someone to join you for lunch when she's not around you know where to find me." She said winking at me. "You know what at least we would be buried together." "Oh that's sweet..." she said smiling. "No I'm serious my girlfriend would kill you then kill me then bury us both in her back yard so if you want to live a long happy life I suggest you get back to work my brother and I will eat elsewhere...thank you for your time." I said smirking as I got up carrying Sasuke with me.

Sasuke's POV

I didn't like the lady so I did what I had to I stuck my tongue out at her and smirked like my big brother as the waitress stomped away in embarrassment. "Don't ever entertain someone trying to flirt with you when you're dating someone or married understand Sasuke." Itachi said "Okay..." I said not fully getting it. We went to have lunch elsewhere then we headed to see some of big brothers friends and I spent most of my time with Obito and Shisui. "So Obito how is the new gig?" "Good as usual I'm going to be playing a character named Tobi he's a villain." Obito said smugly smirking as Shisui laughed. " You're still in to that voice acting part time job?" He teased. "I work at The Uchiha Empire to make Uncle Madara happy...I have my own interests too you know." "Like voicing villains in tv shows." "Hey I'm still famous..." Obito countered as Shisui rolled his eyes. "You are famous as the billionaire businessman and as one of the Uchiha's." "He's got a f*****g point." Hidan spoke up. "Yeah I don't care it's my passion okay." Obito said suddenly deepening his voice drastically. "Woah what the f-How did you do that?" Hidan asked. "I told you it's my part time job." Obito said smirking. "Whatever...On to more...interesting news Itachi what is going on in your life?" Sasori interjected. "Um w-why me?" Itachi asked nervously as I smirked. "Big brother they mean your girlfriend." As Itachi's eyes darted to me quickly as I shrugged. "Woah! You mean that chick that was at your house." Shisui said only to get interrupted by Sasori, "What?!" "No he doesn't mean like that!" Itachi answered quickly as Sasori eyed him dangerously. "You know she's a Suna woman..." "Yes." "And you know what they say about Suna women..." Sasori said. "Ha! I once dated a b***h from Suna...I eventually dumped her and she set my Porsche alight damn those b*****s are scary." Hidan piped up as Sasori rolled his eyes and continued, "But...I trust you to treat her well and keep her happy besides she is very reasonable and practical so I'm sure you two will do just fine." He said looking at Itachi intimidatingly. "Yeah he will be fine that Uchiha blood in him is strong." Shisui said trying to lighten up the situation.