US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Part 3

Vermont, mumbling to himself: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Wyoming & Rhode Island: Are you okay..?

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Minnesota: You're the love of my life and my best friends, I would do anything for you.

Wisconsin and all other states starting with a "M": I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Minnesota: Absolutely not.

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Idaho: Time for plan G.

North Carolina with her sore throat as always: Don't you mean plan B?

Idaho: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Louisiana: What about Plan D?

Idaho: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago, sweetie.

New Mexico: What about plan E?

Idaho: I'm hoping not to use it. Alabama dies in plan E.

Pennsylvania: Worth a shot.

Alabama: HEY-

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Utah: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Minnesota: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.

Utah: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

SC: Actually I did the math, Minne would have $225, not $0.15.

Minnesota: Fam I'm right here....

Nevada: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Utah: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Nevada: 'Apply juice'? Wtf is that- and no, I only have a dollar.

Utah: :(

SC: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Minnesota would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Nevada: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

SC: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Kentucky: Yeah, but she wants soda and apply juice.

SC: Apply juice to where??

Massachusetts: Directly to the forehead.

Minnesota: Great chat everyone!!

~(They are too young for this but anyways-)

*The squad right before Michigan's wedding*

Tennessee: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Alabama: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Pennsylvania: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Missouri: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Arkansas,panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE!

~The first 6 states according to the state joining the union order at Macau's bungee jump be like:~

Delaware: I CAN'T DO IT!

Pennsylvania, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Delaware: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

New Jersey: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Delaware: ...I appreciate it,

Delaware: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Georgia: Delaware-

Delaware: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Connecticut: Delaware we gotta-

Delaware: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Delaware: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Delaware, motioning to Massachusetts who came up with this idea: NOT FUCKING THIS

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*The Southern States is over at Florida's house for a project, they say.*

Alabama: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Florida: ... N-No...

Florida, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Alabama, motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!

Louisiana: I see a-

Florida, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Alabama: Oh, well I-

Florida: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Florida, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Texas: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Oklahoma: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Florida: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! I am someone who owns four ovens...

Florida, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Florida: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Mississippi, who was acting a bit hyper than usual, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Florida:

Alabama: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Florida: ...

Florida, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!