US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Part 2

Maryland: Yo ND, what if the "G" in "GIF" is silent?

North Dakota: Go the fuck to sleep, Mary.

Maryland: What GIF I don't want to?

North Dakota: Fuck you.

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Mississippi, being the eldest: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Idaho: What if it bites me and it dies!?

South Carolina: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ilyas, learn to listen.

New Mexico: What if it bites itself and I die?

Connecticut: That's voodoo.

South Dakota: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Idaho: That's correlation.

New Mexico: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Connecticut: That's kinky.

Mississippi: Oh my god.

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Louie, being the Francophone child she is: Croissants: dropped

Michigan: Road: works ahead

South Carolina: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Mississippi, with no emotions at all: Shavacado: fre

Tennessee: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

DC: ... I didn't understand a single word of that.

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*Massachusetts is helping Wyoming out after he gets injured during a battle, while the others are watching*

California: How does Wyo look?

Indiana: A little better than you, actually.

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Alaska: Why are your tongues purple?

Vermont: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

North Dakota: I had a red one.

Alaska: oh.

Alaska: ... OH

Louie: You drank each other's slushies?

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Tennessee: Yo is Utah sleeping or dead?

South Dakota: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Texas: Yeah, so did I.

Utah: Okay. So first of all, fuck you-