US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

DnD Gone Very Wrong

Texas, before the game: Do NOT. Let Omari play DND.

Sianra: Why?

Mississippi: Bro will try his best to defy logic and seduce a dragon.

Sianra: Isn't he ace- WAIT A DRAGON??

Florida: Yeah. As much as I am very fucking concerned, he does that-

Oklahoma: *slides in*

Oklahoma: :)

Texas: NO-

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Wyoming: *is the DM a g a I n* What would you do...?

Oklahoma: ROLL A NAT 20, I ROLL TO SEDUCE. IT'S GOING TO WORK-

Sianra: wtf

Oklahoma: & DON'T TELL ME IT WON'T, IT CAN POLYMORPH, THEY'RE DRAGONS. THEY CAN DO THAT ALRIGHT-

Texas: warned you

Oklahoma: DON'T YOU FUCK ME ON THIS, LET IT FUCK ME, THAT'S WHAT I WANT-

Wyoming: ...

Wyoming: Okay.

Oklahoma: *rolls the dice*

Wyoming: The dragon isn't convinced and kills you. Select a new character. NO DEATH SAVES FUCK YOU-

Mississippi, the sorcerer: I'mma put his soul in a loaf of bread.

Florida: BAHAHAHAHA-

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Wyoming just losing his mind right there:

Oklahoma: I'VE SEEN SHREK, IF A DONKEY CAN FUCK A DRAGON, SO CAN I-

Sianra: WHAT IN THE ZOOPHILLA-

Texas: OMARI, THAT'S NOT A DRAGON. THAT IS A SEA MONSTER, IT CAN DROWN YOU!

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Oklahoma: Can I roll to-

Wyoming: It's equivalent to a six year old child. It's even younger than Louie.

Oklahoma: ...oh.

Wyoming: You sure you want to fuck a child?

Oklahoma: Nah-

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Florida witnessing the whole thing: ...

Georgia: How's it going?

Florida: So we had a bard shot, my character started a bar fight over who got her for the night,

Florida: Helios flirted with a door,

Florida: Aidan fucked an oni.

Florida: Wyo cried.

Georgia: NOT THE DM CRYING-