US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

Fires

Behind the scenes:
Idaho: Cali, you're just gonna set yourself on fire like that? You're just a mortal- Well not really now, but you know what I mean-
California: Yep, no worries, I wore fireproof clothing. You, Oregon and Utah gotta do the same too.
Idaho: For what?
California: Scaring the living shit outta the Midwest.
Idaho: Oh... OK then.
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The Midwestern States were chilling, by chilling I meant that in their own way. Michigan and Ohio were arguing again, Missouri was insulting Kansas saying that he's flatter than a pancake, Illinois was watching Indiana rage quitting in Mario Kart because Nebraska was obviously winning, ND and SD were making loud noises with their electric guitars, Wisconsin and Minnesota were making puns & Iowa was eating corn instead of his favourite food, carrots. Yep. They were chilling.

Until Utah and Oregon ran out of their rooms, screaming. They were set on fire.

"Holy fuck, what the hell?!" Missouri yelled.

Two people then came calmly, one with white hair wearing a headband (Cali) and the other was wearing a cap (Idaho). "Hey Irene! Mind yeeting me the fire extinguisher?" The one with a cap yelled at Indiana. Poor Indiana was scared. Like, really scared. "Ilyas I swear to God, I don't fucking know what a yeet is!! And what the fuck happened to you?!" She shouted, while getting the fire extinguisher and threw it towards Utah. Poor Utah did not realise that and got bonked on the head.

"Utah- UTAH YOU ALRIGHT?!" Oregon at the back yelled.

"I'm fine- I guess, is my head bleeding?"

"Surprisingly no?"

"Then I'm fine."

Idaho looked at the two, then looked at California. California only shrugged as the Midwest was screeching for help.
A/N: Man this is short.