Part 15

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by ItzKi0
by ItzKi0
                                    
                                              Colorado: EVERYONE STFU!!
Everyone else: ???
Colorado: *picks up Connecticut* I love this man.
Connecticut: Hm???
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Wisconsin: *Talking bout a caterpillar* Louie, look how big and long it is!!
Nebraska: WHAT THE HECK?!
Louie: *got startled*
Wisconsin: What now...
Nebraska: *sees the caterpillar* O H -
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Santa Fe: *breaths*
Concord(NH): Shut the merde up, you Santa Claus cosplayer.
New Hampshire: CONCORD, NO-
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*DC, London and Tokyo are watching the sunset*
DC: Isn't it beautiful?
London and Tokyo, at the same time: The sun never sets, for the British / Japanese Empire...
The sun: *stops setting*
DC: Pfft-
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Colorado: Did ya know that ducks will randomly cannibalize each other when they're bored?
New Mexico: WHO TF STARTS A CONVO LIKE THAT-
Sianra: *Ears are covered by Mississippi*
Mississippi: Can you please, for the love of God, not ruin her love for ducks?
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{Insert NJ and SC singing Yorktown peacefully}
New Mexico, sliding in: HERCULES MULLIGAN-
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{Random person saying shit about both NY and NJ}
New Hampshire: *Comforting them*
All the other states: Your life trial has ended.
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The Netherlands: *Mistaken NJ as NY and hugs him*
NJ: ...Ciao?
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Charleston: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Charleston and Baton Rouge, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Springfield: Our turn, Albany! One, two, three- vanilla!
Albany, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Raleigh, in sign language: Is stabbing someone immoral? 
Denver: Not if they consent to it. 
Lansing: Depends who you're stabbing. 
St. Paul: YES?!?
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Southaven(MS): You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Southaven: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
Lubbock (TX): :(
[Texassippi in a nutshell]
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West Valley City (UT): Hewwo. 
Lancaster (TX): Hihiiiiii! 
Vineland (NJ): Greetings, Humans. 
Somerville (MA): Three kinds of people. 
Anderson (IN): I want pudding. 
West Valley City: Four kinds of people. 
Decatur (IL): WHAT'S UP FUCKERS? 
Somerville: Five kinds of people.
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Yucaipa (CA): Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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York (PA): If you had to choose between Lenexa and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? 
Apple Valley (MN): That depends, how much money are we taking about? 
Lenexa (KS): Apple Valley!
York: 63 cents. 
Apple Valley: I'll take the money. 
Lenexa: APPLE VALLEY!!!
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Rancho Cordova (CA): San Diego and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us,
Dubuque: *Sighing* What did San Diego do? 
Rancho Cordova: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... 
San Diego: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Bolingbrook (IL): Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. 
Conway (AR): This knife is actually a magic wand. 
Apex (NC): Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel. 
Lewisville (TX): *cocks gun* Magic missile. 
Bryan (TX): What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Oak Park (IL): Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
El Centro (CA): How can you still say that?
Oak Park: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Camden (NJ): Broken Arrow and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- 
Broken Arrow (OK): Sentences. 
Camden: Don't interrupt me.
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Fayetteville (AR): Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Porterville (CA): Fayetteville no.
Detroit (MI): Mistlefoe.
Porterville: Please stop encouraging him.