Doodoo Daadaa

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by ItzKi0

by ItzKi0

TW: Implied S/A

Idaho: *types out something for his new book*

Connecticut: *was called to proofread*

Idaho: There! I'm done! Can you check if there's anything wrong?

Connecticut: K.

Connecticut: "Turns out his father was gay... for his 7 year old son."

Connecticut: This is the worst, yet most hilarious way I've ever seen people implying S/A in their books.

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Florida, whisper-yelling: AAAAAAAAAAA-

Texas: Yeah we know your throat hurts, shut up.

Mississippi: Your throat will only hurt more, jeez.

Florida: AAAAAAAA-

Mississippi: Someone shove a bun into her mouth or something.

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TW: Mentions of Bleeding Kansas

Georgia: Where did Kayson go?

Idaho: Oh him? I dunno.

Georgia: You're his boyfriend how could you-

Hawaii: He got into a hospital as he slammed his head onto a brick.

Georgia: ...

Idaho: ...

Hawaii: What? Not my fault he took "Bleeding Kansas" too seriously.

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The rest of the 50 States: *comparing who's the most haunted*

Louie: *acts innocent*

Sianra: *chuckles lightly*

Massachusetts: ...

Mississippi: OK NO I TOLD U THAT I DID NOT STEAL THAT GHOST DEER IN ROANOKE ISLAND-

North Carolina: THEN WHY DOES IT HAVE THE SAME NAME?!

Mississippi: HOW TF WOULD I KNOW?!

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Kansas: Wait, why am I in the hospital- oh.