Part. 24

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by ItzKi0

by ItzKi0

New York: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

New Jersey: Shut up, orphan.

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Nebraska: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Pennsylvania: Why are we so fucking awesome?

Nebraska: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Wisconsin: When you work at Lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it's cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.

South Dakota: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.

Wisconsin: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?

Rhode Island: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

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Alabama: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Arkansas: You left me, New Jersey, and Minnesota in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Alabama: I did that on purpose, try again.

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New York: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Oregon: Why?

New York: Maine fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

California: Utah doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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Sianra: Wait. Where's Ohio? He loves Dungeons and Dragons.

Texas: I thought you invited him.

Montana: Uh, I thought Woodson invited him.

Washington: I thought Massiah invited him.

Mississippi: I never invite him.

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Sianra, explaining why she is not allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole house down.

Virginia: Well, at least you tried, unlike someone here-

Arizona: I SAID I WAS SORRY-