Utah's New Flag-

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Utah: *Runs while holding a flag pole with his new flag*

Mississippi: *Does the same but instead of running, he walks instead*

Idaho: Since when did Utah change his flag?

Florida: Huh. And I thought Georgia's gonna be next- Since her flag is a replica of the- CSA flag...

Georgia: Sadly no.

Texas: UTAH CHANGED HIS FLAG- WITHOUT TELLING US?!

New York: Tex- Calm down-

Delaware: Sippi didn't tell us either-

New Jersey: remember that time he scared the living shit outta us with his new flag lmao-

Delaware: Joshua...

New Jersey: Oh no, "Joshua" in B-Flat. You're disappointed.

Hawaii: Yeah, so there's no need to be so shocked- Though sure, we're hypocrites-

Texas: *literally sobbing for no reason*

California: Bruh.

Minnesota: Dude I hoped I was gonna be next! My flag sucked!!

Michigan: Imagine that you have tritanopia but your state flag is blue. Sigh.

Colorado: F. Also Ohio the O ON YOUR FLAG- I NOTICED IT!! IT'S WRITING ON A FLAG!!

Ohio: IT ISN'T OBVIOUS LIKE YOURS!!

Rhode Island: what-

Utah: Guys! Like my new flag?

Georgia: Yeah, we do.

Texas: *angry mumbling*

Utah: Is Texas okay?

Hawaii: No.

Utah: Fair, we're never okay.

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